Saturday, December 19, 2009

Chicken-and-Egg Problem

A: I see that you are a rich guy. Saw you driving expensive cars.

B: Yes. I am a rich guy. I’m rich in my mind. My mind is rich with knowledge and intelligence, which can bring me to success and wealth. A rich mind, rich and every other places.

A: I’d prefer to be rich in material wealth, like money. Because not everybody is born with an intelligent mind. Even if you are intelligent, how many professors are millionaires? Instead, if i born rich with cash, i can buy all the rich minds in the world and make me rich in all aspects.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Curiosity Kills the Cat (Fun with English Quotes)

One day, the cat was curious. So, it jumped of a building in search for answers and killed…

Library for the Mute

Library for the mute is the perfect place for the mute to socialise, communicate and make friends. It’s like a pub for the mute…

Saturday, December 12, 2009

String of Bad Luck

A check-list of bad luck:

1. Lost my wallet
2. lost my cash
3. lost my identification card
4. lost my driving licence
5. lost my ATM card
6. lost my ID
7. Drove 400km on half-patched torn tires
8. Lost my car keys in a cave (and found it)

The first 6 items can be categorized as one. And all those are lost when i'm 400km away from my home. They said i should report to the cops and wait for my belongings to return, by any luck, in 7 to 10 days.

So for that 10 days, i had been walking and driving around the streets without any identification documents and driving recklessly without a driving licence. I even drove out during the holy hour, 3a.m., and drove pass some police check points. Thankfully, i have a good faith and the cops could see that. They take a look at my face and in the car and let me through. Or else, i'll spend a night in the lock-up, which is something i have yet to experience.

On point number 7, i was suppose to travel 400km northwards. I sent my car for maintanence 4 days prior. What seemed to be a minor maintanence became a major operation. My engine radiator cooling pipings are all leaking suddenly. So the system had to be fixed and it cost me time and i missed an appointment. Then, when the car finally start to move, i spotted a puncture. That was during the evening.

I managed to reach a tire shop just before it closes. It was found the the tires are worn out badly and too thin to be patched. For a last ditch attempt to get the car going, we made a risky move: patch the punctured tire from the inside. For the next 400km, i prayed that the tire will not puncture again mid-way.

Then, i got my tires changed upon reaching my destination. Then, i joined an expedition through a cave. I only keep my car key with me because it is not possible to carry lot's of stuff and climb through the cave. I checked my pocket after every distance i walked. Until one point, i lost the key. The entire troupe had to go back and search for the key. I safe this part to write in another posting, it's a pretty interesting experience.

Now the wave of bad luck has gone, i have some new experience. Let's hope bad luck doesn't get worse if ever there is a second wave...

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Garfield and a Cat

One day, Garfield was eating. Then came a hungry cat. What will the cat say to Garfield?

 

 

Answer: MEOW~~~

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Driving

A: I'm driving my Beemer to travel with you guys.

B: and i'm driving my little Perodua MyVi.

A: Oh, at least it's something. My Beemer is under-powered. Does not have enough power. And my rear tyres are not in good condition. So, don't drive too fast. We need to drive together.

B: If that's the case, i'll be driving until you can't even smell the fumes of my exhaust!

A: Why? Can't you slow down?

B: That's because you'll be infront and I'll be behind you, struggling with the piece-of-shit MyVi...

Prince And A Frog (Short Fairy Tale)

Once upon a time in a far far away kingdom, there was a Prince Charming who had everything. However, he was not a happy man. He ventured around his kingdom in search for happiness but time and time again he failed.

One day, he saw a frog on a pond. He made a long stare at the frog and pick-up. He kissed the frog and he suddenly became a frog.

Then, he lived happily ever after as a frog....