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"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about bird-'s brain. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old morons. Ordinary Americans believe in lightning guns, they want less
assholes, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in safe-sex."
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The smartest man on the flat surface of the world is trying to make the world round.
This is some driving safety tips. Safety driving differs from driving safety tips. Safety driving focus more on how to drive safe. Whereas driving safety tips not only focus on safe driving techniques, also highlights some safety and security issues while on the road. For the sake of security, please read.
This post is written to provide some tips on how to keep yourself safe while on the road.
1) Drive Reasonably Faster
Yes. But no if i am encouraging you speeding. Drive reasonably fast means keeping your speed at optimum. Slow does not mean safe. Speed does not kill either. So keep your speed at optimum. The 
Let’s say the highway speed limit is 110kph. The optimum speed will be roughly 80-90kph. The reason for this is that many drivers will be driving pass the speed limit. If you are driving dangerously slow on a highway, you are at higher risk in getting hit from behind severely. Keeping your speed at optimum will reduce the chances of getting hit from behind and also easy to manoeuvre around traffic while at the same flow of traffic.
2) Look at the Rear View Mirrors Every 7-10 seconds
It may sound tedious, but how many moments does it take for a glance at the mirrors. Once you have done it routinely, your observations will be sharper and quicker.
The prime reason for this is to keep an eye on the traffic flow 
On top of that, you could notice any suspicious car following you. Glancing at the mirror often gives you chance to notice if there’s any crooks falling you around town to commit a crime against you. If you notice that, drive faster than reasonable speeds, be sharp and be careful. Drive towards the nearest police station or contact the police about the suspicious car tailing you around that area. This will prompt a nearby patrol car to escort you to your destination.
Glancing at the mirror also shows you how close is the car behind. Then, you will have to keep your distance with the cars in-front for more room for braking. Brake is smooth as possible, making use of the available braking space, so that the car behind have time to react and avoid a rear collision.
3) Never Stop When A Bump From Behind
The case is especially for drivers who drive alone often at NIGHT. Culprits commonly use the tactic of bumping you at the back so that you would pull over to inspect and discuss over damage payment. Once you have pulled over, the culprits will take action to rob you.
In relation to the second tip, pay some attention to your mirrors. Try to take note of any suspicious cars following you and how people are in the car.
A bump at the back will only cost you a bumper. So pay the damage yourself or pay for your life. DON’T PULL OVER unless a serious accident occurs. If a serious accident occurs such as high-speed collision, that is obviously not a culprit taking chances. Culprits will make a light but significant bump and they won’t damage their own vehicle badly because that is their only escape vehicle.
4) Look Around Before Entering/Exiting Your Vehicle
Before entering your vehicle, look around you for any suspicious people lurking nearby. Be prepared for any sudden attack. If you don’t feel safe, you have two options, walk to a nearest crowded place or move swiftly into the car and lock yourself in immediately.
Before exiting the car, look around you for any suspicious people lurking around. If you see any suspicious people, don’t get out of the car. Stay in the car and use your cell for help, be it police or your neighbour or your friends. You can also drive away to a safer place.
BE SHARP, BE ALERT, BE OBSERVANT, BE CAUTIOUS. DON’T PANIC, DON’T TAKE THINGS FOR GRANTED.
(Part 2 is coming soon…)
There was this engineer who has 15 years of experience in project developments. He is extremely skilled and experienced as well as innovative in his design of custom built machines for various clients.
There was one of worker, a Bangladeshi, who is involved in building control boxes for machines. He taught that Bangladeshi how to built the control boxes according to the designs and arrangements. He showed how to fit the parts and that guy remembered them very well.
For the next weeks, he completed assembling 40 units of those control boxes. The engineer random checked a few of those boxes and was extremely impressed. He was very impressed that this Bangladeshi could produce such high quality work. All the control boxes were flawless and error-free. On top of that, the craftsmanship was very good. He was all praises with that Bangladeshi.
Until one day, he asked the guy,
“Mahon, measure the length of the piece of metal and give it to me.”
He got the measurement and realized that it was the wrong measurement. Clearly, the engineer was very angry. The Bangladeshi worker could not provide the correct measurement though it is a simple job. So, the worker got the scolding.
Then, the engineer was talking to another veteran worker of his company,
“Habibur, that Mahon fellow you have to teach him properly. He can’t even make simply measurements. Does he even know how to make measurements?”
“No,”Habibur said. “That guy can’t even read one, two, three.”
The engineer was stunned. He couldn’t believe the fact. So, he approached Mahon and wrote number ‘1,2,3.’
“Mahon, can you read these numbers?”
The Bangladeshi worker shake his head.
This man could produce very good craftsmanship could not even read simple numbers. He can’t even read his own native language. Yet, he is very intelligent and manage to produce high-quality craftsmanship.
This is not an extraordinary case. To the engineer, this is a norm. Virtually all his Bangladeshi workers are unable to read anything. Only the extreme minority are able to read.
This is a haunting truth for educated young people who bemoans a lot of petty things such as hair, pimples, tanned skin, girl/boyfriend problems etc. The young lads today used to complaining small details that didn’t even matter. Graduates from Malaysia many are educated, yet having attitude problems, thinking problems and are unemployable.
Let’s take a look at Mahon and reflect ourselves. He is one of the millions of Bangladeshi labour who came to Malaysia to seek more money. In their own country, they can’t afford education. These people, who lived in villages, started working at the age of 5.
Now, though he is uneducated and can’t even read, Mahon could produce high-quality craftsmanship, able to understand and adapt the machinery parts according to plans and analysis by himself, very quick to learn new things and practice them effectively, and unfortunately unable to voice his dissatisfaction simply because this is not his land. He is at no position to voice out.
He, along with other skilled but uneducated foreign workers, put a shame to many young generations who are educated yet not effective, still being spoon-fed by their parents. Some even save their part-time ‘promoter’ money to buy expensive phones and clothes to show off to their peers to be ‘hip’ and ín the trend’. For any little thing, they would bemoan. At the end of the day, they didn’t do anything impactful.
Start to feel humiliated. Start to reflect yourselves and compare your situation with Mahon. If Mahon is well educated, today he owns a multi-billion dollar business owner, or a pilot, or a professional engineer. He worked hard and triumphed over his hard-ship. What can you do if your situation suddenly changes into his.
Now stop moan and get rid of your laziness. Get up and start working hard for your future.
Message from the smartest human being on the flat surface of the earth who is trying to make the earth round.
One bright sunny Saturday in Hungary, a white car with lime stripes was racing down the track. It is the Hungarian Grand Prix 2009. The driver, wanted to drive the best qualifying time to gain the highest possible spot for the following race on Sunday.
Suddenly, at turn 4, he felt a little judder. Something is strange just happened on his car. He did not know what it was but he was sure that his car handled badly from that moment. There was not enough traction at one of his wheels at the back. It couldn’t corner fast enough.
He pushed the radio button and asked his race constructor. He was told that one of his springs just bounced off from one of his suspension system.
That explains why the car wasn’t feeling good at all. A moment later, the race constructor radioed him again.
“Your spring got hit by Massa. He crashed into a tyre wall at turn 6. Yellow flags at turn 5 and 6.”
It was the Formula 1 Hungarian Grand Prix 2009 when Felipe Massa hit the spring at speed 4 seconds after the spring fell off from Barrichello’s Brawn GP car.
***
Felipe Massa was at six place timing during the second qualifying session. On the following lap, he knew he need to drive faster and improve his time. Just after racing pass turn 4, there was a spring somewhere at the end of the following straight. At high speed, the spring was small and unnoticeable. The spring was bouncing along the straight.
Massa did not know. The spring was there for only 4 seconds after it bounced off from Barrichello’s car. It seemed as though even if a car hit it at speed, the car will only have some body damage.
But at this moment, it was a freak accident. As he drove at high speed down the straight, the bouncing spring hit Massa on the left part of the helmet. The spring weighed roughly 800grams. Massa’s head was travelling at more than 200kph with the car. His head, protected by the helmet, hit the spring at that speed.
Massa’s blacked out instantaneously. He suffered a concussion. His helmet, though rigorously tested and developed, failed to protect his head. It was heavily damaged on the left side. He fainted at the wheel. He never what happened after that.
***
Michael Schumacher was watching the replay of the crash. The commentator was telling that Massa hit the spring on his head at very high speed.
Through the replay, it showed that Massa simply fainted at the extreme force hitting his head. There was turn 5 and turn 6 as the end of the straight, a tight left turn quickly followed by a sharp right. It’s a chicane.
With Massa blacked out in that speeding car, his foot relaxed and pressed both brake and accelerator. The car went out of track, went straight pass the chicane and hit a tyre wall at the opposite end, left side of the track.
It wasn’t the direct crash into the wall that blacked out Massa. It was the spring.
Massa was flown to a nearby hospital, the military AEK hospital in Budapest by a helicopter without wasting anytime. The next race he won’t be able to participate. It was fortunate that the doctors could treat him in time. He suffered a fractured skull and brain concussion, as well as a gash on his forehead, and that he had undergone successful surgery on his injuries.
When he woke up, he did not know what happened. He could not open his left eye.
Ferrari contacted Michael Schumacher to replace Massa for the following races, but not for Hungarian Grand Prix.
After the Hungarian Grand Prix, it was confirmed that Michael Schumacher will be back at F1 racing, replacing Felipe Massa until he is fully recovered and fir to race again.
But for the time being, it is the Dominator. 7-time F1 World Champion, a record in F1 history. 91 race victories, 154 podium finishes, 115 pole positions, 1813 days of being a champion, the dominator of F1 for decades.
He has returned to F1 with a surprise. For the first time, the young champions will compete with the legend. Lewis Hamilton, youngest World Champion, Kimi Raikkonen, fastest F1 driver and world champion, Jenson Button, current F1 leader, Fernando Alonso, 2-time World Champion, Sebastian Vettel, youngest race winner and title contender.
All these fastest and talented F1 drivers are going to get the taste of scorching pace from the legend, Michael Schumacher.
F1 racing haven’t got interesting for a long long time…
What makes a successful person?
Simple…a COCK.
A cock is only found on males. Most of the successful people are males. And that they have a cock.
Take a look at Joseph Stalin, the man who tore down 
And we all have cock.
People who have cock are also sometimes known as dickheads. That is because they say we use our cocks to think. And these people are the ones who does not have a cock.
However, this is true when we found people who have cock do stupid things. Does cock has a brain? It doesn’t.
But bear this in mind: cock gives us SOUL, PASSION, FULFILMENT, ENJOYMENT and DESIRES. It was these elements that drive males towards success in their respective goals.
Therefore, if you break a cock, you break a man’s soul, passion, fulfilment, enjoyment and desire while bringing pain and hardship. No cock, no life, no success!
So, please take good care of your cock. It is your pride.
Sorry, i can’t put a picture of a (dick) cock. So i put a picture of a chicken cock.
