Driving

A: I'm driving my Beemer to travel with you guys.

B: and i'm driving my little Perodua MyVi.

A: Oh, at least it's something. My Beemer is under-powered. Does not have enough power. And my rear tyres are not in good condition. So, don't drive too fast. We need to drive together.

B: If that's the case, i'll be driving until you can't even smell the fumes of my exhaust!

A: Why? Can't you slow down?

B: That's because you'll be infront and I'll be behind you, struggling with the piece-of-shit MyVi...

Prince And A Frog (Short Fairy Tale)

Once upon a time in a far far away kingdom, there was a Prince Charming who had everything. However, he was not a happy man. He ventured around his kingdom in search for happiness but time and time again he failed.

One day, he saw a frog on a pond. He made a long stare at the frog and pick-up. He kissed the frog and he suddenly became a frog.

Then, he lived happily ever after as a frog....