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- last and the least: HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009
Monday, December 29, 2008
2009 New Wish List
This is my wish list for the 2009 New Year
Name of Meat
Cow meat is called beef.
Goat mean is called mutton.
Pig meat is called pork.
Therefore, human meat is called MILF.
Cat meat is called COTTON.
Dog meat is called DORK.
I am the smartest man on the flat surface of the earth.
Therefore you all called the apples human on the rounded surface of the earth.
Thou shall accept the names as it is suitable for you apple people.
Goat mean is called mutton.
Pig meat is called pork.
Therefore, human meat is called MILF.
Cat meat is called COTTON.
Dog meat is called DORK.
I am the smartest man on the flat surface of the earth.
Therefore you all called the apples human on the rounded surface of the earth.
Thou shall accept the names as it is suitable for you apple people.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Code Words
People beed code words to signal something secretive to other people. This is a very popular trend in secret organizations such as CIA, USA's Secret Service and the British SAS. For example, in the USA's Secret Service who are tasked to protect the President, they won't address George W. Bush as in George Wanking Bush. They assign names that startes with the same alphabet for him and his family. George Bush and his family will start their code names with Tumbler or Trailblazer, Tempo for his First Lady, Turquise and Twinkle for two of his daughters.
Those code names for George Bush are very secret. You don't know them and i won't tell you...
These code words aka code names are essential to signal something.
The very instance, if you wanna tell you sibling or sex partner that you wanna watch porn without your mom realizing it, you can say:
"Hey, let's watch fish in the 'POND'."
Or if you wanna start and mass killing without the police understanding it, you can say:
"Let's buy a hundred of buckets and kick them...."
If you wanna state that your girlfriend is dead without letting your dead girlfriend's parents realizing it, you can say:
"My gf has tripped on a bucket."
If you spot a hot chick and want to tell a friend without making your girl jealous, you can say:
"Hey dude, i spot a ayam panas."
So next time, get creative and hide your intentions with secret code words. Try to be smart even thought you are not. I am the smartest man on the flat surface of the earth. I create codes words far secret than anyone. For example, I won't reveal my name and i code my name as 'I'.
Those code names for George Bush are very secret. You don't know them and i won't tell you...
These code words aka code names are essential to signal something.
The very instance, if you wanna tell you sibling or sex partner that you wanna watch porn without your mom realizing it, you can say:
"Hey, let's watch fish in the 'POND'."
Or if you wanna start and mass killing without the police understanding it, you can say:
"Let's buy a hundred of buckets and kick them...."
If you wanna state that your girlfriend is dead without letting your dead girlfriend's parents realizing it, you can say:
"My gf has tripped on a bucket."
If you spot a hot chick and want to tell a friend without making your girl jealous, you can say:
"Hey dude, i spot a ayam panas."
So next time, get creative and hide your intentions with secret code words. Try to be smart even thought you are not. I am the smartest man on the flat surface of the earth. I create codes words far secret than anyone. For example, I won't reveal my name and i code my name as 'I'.
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