Name of Meat

Cow meat is called beef.

Goat mean is called mutton.

Pig meat is called pork.

Therefore, human meat is called MILF.

Cat meat is called COTTON.

Dog meat is called DORK.

I am the smartest man on the flat surface of the earth.

Therefore you all called the apples human on the rounded surface of the earth.

Thou shall accept the names as it is suitable for you apple people.