Quote of The Day

If everyone is like me, the world will be a be a much better place.

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I have absolutely no worries about money all the time….until I'm running out of money.

Train Thought 2

Once, in a commuter. Sitting on the seat, noticed a lady entered the commuter upon arrival at a station. Back facing, she looks hot. Thoughts flew in…

Thought: Hey lady, can you please sit beside me?

As she turn around in my direction to take her seat…

Thought: Oh MAN, please don’t sit beside me….

The Irony

When a kid fails his test...

Situation A

Parents : Oh honey it's ok, we know you tried your best, and we don't really care about your result, as long as you know you'd tried your best.

Kid : NO MOM IT'S NOT OK!! I can't fail! No I can't! I need to get straight A's or else how am I going to compete with that Bryan nerd! I need to get that scholarship! NO I MUST GO STUDY NOW! DON'T CALL ME FOR DINNER! URGH....

Situation B

Parents : WHAT??? FAIL?? Oh you're such a disgrace! Now what I have to tell the whole neighbourhood? That I have an idiot for a son??? NO! YOU'RE GROUNDED! NO TV, NO MUSIC! Unless you give me straight A's and get into that Uni or else your life is going to be hell!!

Kid : Screw the A's, I don't need them. Sorry dad but I think the whole thing about school is truely wasting my time. See ya, oh and don't call me for dinner, I'll be on my guitar before you start grounding me.


You can start pairing Nobita's Mom with Fred/George and Snow-White-Mother-version with Hermione.

Earth Day

One hot afternoon, A and B were drinking a cup of water on the sidewalk.

A: Hey, It’s Earth Day today.

B: Yeah, let’s celebrate by helping to cool the earth.

A: Good idea.

Spills the cup of water onto the ground.

Malaysian Political Mathematical Formula

Greed + Evil + Bloodsucker + Money + Politician = Sami Vellu

Money x (Greed + Evil + Bloodsucker + Womanizer + rapist + Murder) + Nissan Skyline = Vell Paari (Sami Vellu’s son)

(Evil Genius + Charismatic + intelligent + aggressive) x bold = Tun Dr. Mahathir

Highly charismatic + great talker + brainless + cocker + gay = Anwar Ibrahim

Bold x (cunning + smart) + people’s man + (womanizer)(C4 bomb) = Najib with the Altantunya bombing scandal

[(Rich / untouchable) + bloodsucker + Greed + lustful] x despised = Sami Vellu and his family

Intelligent men(women) + race unity - (some idiots)(political divide) + (money)(votes) + cock = UMNO

Intelligent men(women) + people’s people + some people with big tummies + racial welfare – (sex video)(Chua Soi Lek) = MCA

ammunition + (guns)(roses) + kinky tapes + smart men(women) – idiots = opposition

(idiots^2)(Anwar Ibrahim) + members turning away + (lies)(disappointment) = PKR

(foul mouthedness)(cock)(brainless) + leaks + monthly ‘leaks’ + smoking – intelligence = Parliament

Indians – MIC + MIC haters + rebels – weapons – money = Hindraf

 

Formula References:

men(women) = (men)(women) = Sissy

Train Thoughts

Once, in a commuter. Sitting on the seat, noticed a lady entered the commuter upon arrival at a station. Back facing, she looks hot. Thoughts flew in…

Thought: Hey lady, can you please sit beside me?

As she turn around in my direction to take her seat…

Thought: Oh lady, please don’t sit beside me….