Sunday, April 5, 2009

Malaysian Political Mathematical Formula

Greed + Evil + Bloodsucker + Money + Politician = Sami Vellu

Money x (Greed + Evil + Bloodsucker + Womanizer + rapist + Murder) + Nissan Skyline = Vell Paari (Sami Vellu’s son)

(Evil Genius + Charismatic + intelligent + aggressive) x bold = Tun Dr. Mahathir

Highly charismatic + great talker + brainless + cocker + gay = Anwar Ibrahim

Bold x (cunning + smart) + people’s man + (womanizer)(C4 bomb) = Najib with the Altantunya bombing scandal

[(Rich / untouchable) + bloodsucker + Greed + lustful] x despised = Sami Vellu and his family

Intelligent men(women) + race unity - (some idiots)(political divide) + (money)(votes) + cock = UMNO

Intelligent men(women) + people’s people + some people with big tummies + racial welfare – (sex video)(Chua Soi Lek) = MCA

ammunition + (guns)(roses) + kinky tapes + smart men(women) – idiots = opposition

(idiots^2)(Anwar Ibrahim) + members turning away + (lies)(disappointment) = PKR

(foul mouthedness)(cock)(brainless) + leaks + monthly ‘leaks’ + smoking – intelligence = Parliament

Indians – MIC + MIC haters + rebels – weapons – money = Hindraf

 

Formula References:

men(women) = (men)(women) = Sissy

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