The Spring, The Helmet, The Return of The Dominator

One bright sunny Saturday in Hungary, a white car with lime stripes was racing down the track. It is the Hungarian Grand Prix 2009. The driver, wanted to drive the best qualifying time to gain the highest possible spot for the following race on Sunday.

Suddenly, at turn 4, he felt a little judder. Something is strange just happened on his car. He did not know what it was but he was sure that his car handled badly from that moment. There was not enough traction at one of his wheels at the back. It couldn’t corner fast enough.

He pushed the radio button and asked his race constructor. He was told that one of his springs just bounced off from one of his suspension system.

That explains why the car wasn’t feeling good at all. A moment later, the race constructor radioed him again.

“Your spring got hit by Massa. He crashed into a tyre wall at turn 6. Yellow flags at turn 5 and 6.”

It was the Formula 1 Hungarian Grand Prix 2009 when Felipe Massa hit the spring at speed 4 seconds after the spring fell off from Barrichello’s Brawn GP car.

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Felipe Massa was at six place timing during the second qualifying session. On the following lap, he knew he need to drive faster and improve his time. Just after racing pass turn 4, there was a spring somewhere at the end of the following straight. At high speed, the spring was small and unnoticeable. The spring was bouncing along the straight.

Massa did not know. The spring was there for only 4 seconds after it bounced off from Barrichello’s car. It seemed as though even if a car hit it at speed, the car will only have some body damage.

But at this moment, it was a freak accident. As he drove at high speed down the straight, the bouncing spring hit Massa on the left part of the helmet. The spring weighed roughly 800grams. Massa’s head was travelling at more than 200kph with the car. His head, protected by the helmet, hit the spring at that speed.

Massa’s blacked out instantaneously. He suffered a concussion. His helmet, though rigorously tested and developed, failed to protect his head. It was heavily damaged on the left side. He fainted at the wheel.  He never what happened after that.

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Michael Schumacher was watching the replay of the crash. The commentator was telling that Massa hit the spring on his head at very high speed.

Through the replay, it showed that Massa simply fainted at the extreme force hitting his head. There was turn 5 and turn 6 as the end of the straight, a tight left turn quickly followed by a sharp right. It’s a chicane.

With Massa blacked out in that speeding car, his foot relaxed and pressed both brake and accelerator. The car went out of track, went straight pass the chicane and hit a tyre wall at the opposite end, left side of the track.

It wasn’t the direct crash into the wall that blacked out Massa. It was the spring.

Massa was flown to a nearby hospital, the military AEK hospital in Budapest by a helicopter without wasting anytime. The next race he won’t be able to participate. It was fortunate that the doctors could treat him in time. He suffered a fractured skull and brain concussion, as well as a gash on his forehead, and that he had undergone successful surgery on his injuries.

When he woke up, he did not know what happened. He could not open his left eye.

Ferrari contacted Michael Schumacher to replace Massa for the following races, but not for Hungarian Grand Prix.

After the Hungarian Grand Prix, it was confirmed that Michael Schumacher will be back at F1 racing, replacing Felipe Massa until he is fully recovered and fir to race again.

But for the time being, it is the Dominator. 7-time F1 World Champion, a record in F1 history. 91 race victories, 154 podium finishes, 115 pole positions, 1813 days of being a champion, the dominator of F1 for decades.

He has returned to F1 with a surprise. For the first time, the young champions will compete with the legend. Lewis Hamilton, youngest World Champion, Kimi Raikkonen, fastest F1 driver and world champion, Jenson Button, current F1 leader, Fernando Alonso, 2-time World Champion, Sebastian Vettel, youngest race winner and title contender.

All these fastest and talented F1 drivers are going to get the taste of scorching pace from the legend, Michael Schumacher.

F1 racing haven’t got interesting for a long long time…

What Makes a Successful Person

What makes a successful person?

Simple…a COCK.

A cock is only found on males. Most of the successful people are males. And that they have a cock.

Take a look at Joseph Stalin, the man who tore down Hitler’s regime. Successful person. Look at Obama being the first black President of the United States. Successful person. Look at Bill Gates. Successful person. Look at Zinedine Zidane the greatest footballer.  Successful person. Look at Thomas Edison who invented the light bulb and various other things. Successful person. Look at me the smartest man on the flat surface of the earth who is trying to make it round. Another successful person.

And we all have cock.

People who have cock are also sometimes known as dickheads. That is because they say we use our cocks to think. And these people are the ones who does not have a cock.

However, this is true when we found people who have cock do stupid things. Does cock has a brain? It doesn’t.

But bear this in mind: cock gives us SOUL, PASSION, FULFILMENT, ENJOYMENT and DESIRES. It was these elements that drive males towards success in their respective goals.

Therefore, if you break a cock, you break a man’s soul, passion, fulfilment, enjoyment and desire while bringing pain and hardship. No cock, no life, no success!

So, please take good care of your cock. It is your pride.

Sorry, i can’t put a picture of a (dick) cock. So i put a picture of a chicken cock.

Nothing Much but BRAINS

There’s nothing much lately. Besides the hectic work that i’m going through.

Nevermind, the smartest man on the flat surface of the earth has a lot of work to do in order to make the earth round. Great brains comes great responsibility….

Shout out from the smartest person on the flat surface of the earth who is trying to make it round….

Professionally Dumb

First, let me explain to you what is a professional. A professional is an individual who had been through training/education and is certified by members of a professional body. His/her career will also known as a profession. And a profession is a job where it involves membership of a certified and internationally recognized body. Any individual with such membership and/or certification is considered a professional.

Let’s take some examples. An engineer is a professional. He/she is a certified Ir. by the Engineering Council or any other recognized engineering professional body, you are called a professional. Same goes for accountants. For as long as you are certified by ACCA, you are a professional. Same goes for doctors. Even certain sports have their own professional body. Drivers’ Association, PGA, and Tennis.

Now that you have understand the concept of a professional. Think of which profession in the world that doesn’t require brains. Think of which professional is dumb.

Give yourself 10 minutes to think. Then, you may scroll down further to see my answer.

 

 

If you think it is a football player, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! But i doubt anyone would have guessed it.

Football player is the only professional where it has a football professional association body, registered, recognized by FIFA and it’s football-ing is recognized throughout the entire world as a profession that does not require intelligence.

Football is a dumb game. A football player is professionally dumb. You can argue with me but i tell you: do you need some brains to kick a ball?

Why would 22 players, TWENTY TWO PROFESSIONAL PLAYERS, chasing for ONLY ONE BALL? Isn’t that dumb? Don’t they have anything better to do?

Let’s take some professional football players for example. Is Pele smart? No, his son is some lousy goal keeper who is also a drug addict.

Is Maradona smart? He is dumb too! His Argentinean squad lose to a side while playing at high altitude. And guess what, he was the only one in the world who strongly support playing football at higher altitude. Besides, he was also an alcoholic and drug addict.

Is David Beckham smart? No. Recently, Landon Donovan called him a tightwad and also a lousy captain who failed to show his face during extra optional training sessions at LA Galaxy. Besides, who is he to help increase Major League Soccer’s standard? Even he himself couldn’t get enough of playing level in USA and ended up loaning himself to AC Milan to level-up himself.

Cristiano Ronaldo is not smart either. He has extraordinary physical abilities but he is some cocky fellow that can’t even score a single goal in two of his Champions League finals. And yet Real Madrid is dumb enough to spend a world record 80 million pounds for that dumb professional.

But there is one exception. Zinedine Zidane is not dumb. He uses his intelligence to overcome his lack of pace and agility. That is why he is the advisor to the president of Real Madrid. Still, the president is dumb enough to spend that world record fee for Ronaldo.

Enough is criticized about this professionally dumb. Football players are mostly poor and had no chance for education. Which is why they ended up being footballers. The dumb will remain as a footballer and nowhere else, the smarter ones end up in management level in football, managing other dumb professionals.

This is a respected point of view from the smartest person on the flat surface of the earth!

Quote of The Day

Message to all:

Please be a fuck face, so that i could call you a dumb fuck.