Thursday, July 23, 2009

What Makes a Successful Person

What makes a successful person?

Simple…a COCK.

A cock is only found on males. Most of the successful people are males. And that they have a cock.

Take a look at Joseph Stalin, the man who tore down barack-obama-for-presidentHitler’s regime. Successful person. Look at Obama being the first black President of the United States. Successful person. Look at Bill Gates. Successful person. Look at Zinedine Zidane the greatest footballer.  Successful person. Look at Thomas Edison who invented the light bulb and various other things. Successful person. Look at me the smartest man on the flat surface of the earth who is trying to make it round. Another successful person.

And we all have cock.

People who have cock are also sometimes known as dickheads. That is because they say we use our cocks to think. And these people are the ones who does not have a cock.

However, this is true when we found people who have cock do stupid things. Does cock has a brain? It doesn’t.

But bear this in mind: cock gives us SOUL, PASSION, FULFILMENT, ENJOYMENT and DESIRES. It was these elements that drive males towards success in their respective goals.

Therefore, if you break a cock, you break a man’s soul, passion, fulfilment, enjoyment and desire while bringing pain and hardship. No cock, no life, no success!

So, please take good care of your cock. It is your pride.

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Sorry, i can’t put a picture of a (dick) cock. So i put a picture of a chicken cock.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ain't racist coz u eat all colors of m&ms? I can't tell.
But definitely a shallow person and an egoistic sexist.
What about other female successful person?
Simple example,are you better than all the girls in your class?
Google on Oprah Winfrey or any other female presidents..