version 1
"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about bird-'s brain. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old morons. Ordinary Americans believe in lightning guns, they want less
assholes, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in safe-sex."
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version 2
"These people haven't had safe-sex for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their morons and their assholes and their dumb-fucks. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have lightning guns."
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version 3
"I think it's time we had a national conversation about bird-'s brain. We need to get past all the morons and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming dumb-fucks. We need lightning guns, not assholes. Lightning guns are our safe-sex. And we need to have change in bird-'s brain."
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