Friday, January 29, 2010

Mindless FAGGOT!!! *angry*

I do not understand why some people tend to leave their brains at home or somewhere else in the world. I simply made a light joke/prank and he charged and injured my thumb at our friend’s birthday party, knowing that i came 45km for this party and have to drive home alone.

In case you’re wondering how i made fun of that faggot, let me tell you. He reached the place and wondering where is another friend. i told him to look there, then i said “No, he’s not here. i just simply crap it.”

Just like that.

My thumb swelled and the birthday-boy was kind enough to lend me an ice-pack to minimize the injury, so that i can at least move my thumb (a bit) and drive my car properly for 45km.

If he is a dog, came charging at me and bite my thumb during someone else’s birthday party, i won’t mind because it’s a dog; a dog won’t understand my joke. But that faggot is a human, being what he is: a faggot.

He don’t learn respect at home. He came and messed up my night. I wasn’t even fucking his mom or dad or his siblings or any single part of his fag-body publicly. Why is he out of his mind and act like a dog and not showing any respect? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT FAGGOT?

Oh, maybe faggots act like dogs. His ‘habitat’ is simply a habitat. Nothing more. Nothing being taught there. No respect being taught of. Just a cave. A cave for the FAGGOT.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Ma-lay-sia, can i say ji-had?

If all-ah is forbidden to be spoken by non-mu-slim in Ma*-lay-Sia**, can i say Ji*-had?

Honestly speaking, i think this is a little shame for Ma-lay-Sia. Everybody in the world uses the word Allah as a reference to God in the Arabic language, why can't Ma-lay-Sia follow the international standard?

This is more or less like engineering. Just to share with you, engineers have some standards to follow in doing tests or designing stuff. For example, we use meters, seconds and kilograms as standard units. These are all in the ISO. However, some countries do have standards of their own, that is if they have strong engineering background. For example, Germans and Americans have their own standards for their respective engineering. Like negative symbol for work input and positive symbol for work output in USA; but its the other way round in Germany.

To see things in the accounting context, most parts of the world follow the ACCA. If you are ACCA chartered accountant, it means you are some bloody good certified accountant that most people in most parts of the world would agree with you even if you bull-shit. But in Japan, even if you are an ACCA chartered accountant, the Japs don't really care. You want to get the Japs recognition, you take THEIR very own accounting tests and get THEIR council to charter you. This sounds more like the case of Ma-lay-sia, but please remember that the Japs do this because they have a very strong financial background, just like the Germans and USA in their engineering field. Japan has the second largest economy in the world, after USA.

So, back to the religious context. Allah means God in Arabic. Jews used it. Christians used it. Many other people who speak Arabic used it. But why Ma-lay-Sia forbid it? Maybe because they chaired the Organisation of Islamic Conference (OIC) in 2007. With that only strong Islamic background, they announced, in 1988, that the word all-ah is exclusively for **Mu**-slim.

Well, they can do whatever they want because it's their country. They can have their own standards of religion. It's the same as USA having their own standard of engineering and Japan their own standard of accountancy.

The highlight came when people burn a couple of churches for they using the word all-ah. Now, THIS is taking things a little too far. Do you see Japanese Yakuza slashing ACCA chartered accountants working in Japan? Do you see USA engineers launching rockets at German engineers working in USA? No. But why people burning churches in Ma-lay-Sia?

This act of Ma-lay-Sia Ji-had is not holy or whatever those vandals call it. It is simply childish, shameful and absolutely a stuff of laugh. What a shame. But i have to respect that, because Ma-lay-Sia's only strong aspect is religion, proudly displayed by the Ji-had vandals and the all-ah rule, nothing else. NOTHING else.

Disclaimer:
*Ma is the person's false name from China. The person's real name is not shown to protect the real identity of the China guy.


**Sia is the person's false name. She is from Thailand and that her real identity is protected as well. In this article, Ma-lay-sia is termed as such because it was Ma who laid Sia at the first place and taunted by his friends in China for getting a Thai hooker. Both Ma and Sia had committed suicide.

***Ji is a young lady in Korea who tried her best efforts to make into the enterntainment scene. She HAD a pet tiger who reportedly ate her.

**Mu** is a false name for an Indonesian guy to protect his identity. He is known to be the slimmest person walking in Jakarta.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Normal Human vs Artistic Human

This is another test that compares other types of sub-human with normal human beings. Just like experiment 1.1, these two 'samples' are given a subject to respond. The response of the two samples are then compared.

Experiment 1.2

Subject: Mona Lisa Art

Artistic Human: Leonardo Da Vinci is a genius in art. So many meanings and beautiful he has drawn Mona Lisa. What a genius.

Normal Human: I totally agree with you. He managed to draw a picture of what and she-male look like. Looks like a guy, looks like a girl, but yet look pretty normal.

Conclusion
Normal humans may see art as plain as it is. In other words, they merely look on the surface of the art. Whereas artistic humans tend to look deeper into a piece of art, sometimes unnecessarily deeper to the point of using electron-microscopes to observe the art.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

The Addams Family

I love the kids.

Situation A

Two villains fell into a freshly dug coffins and buried underground, with Pugsley Addams and Wednesday Addams standing in between the tombstones holding shoves.

Pugsley : Are they dead?

Wednesday : Does it matter?


Situation B

The Nanny : "Now you just answer one simple question. WHERE is that baby?"

Wednesday Addams : Which part?






Be Yourself

A : Just be yourself~!

B : Okie.............. Which one?

Sunday, January 3, 2010

New Year

2010. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Normal Human vs. Petrolhead

Pterolhead are people who are fanatical of cars, a big fan of cars. The following is an experiment on how people, using a normal human being as a reference point, react to a certain.

 

Experiment 1.1

Subject: A Jaguar

Petrolhead: I like that car. Beautiful

Normal: I like the animal. I saw one in the zoo and it’s nice.

Conclusion

Mainstream normal human being would react to the actual meaning of the subject while the slightly not normal object, the petrolhead, would react different to the given subject. In this case, a petrolhead would think a Jaguar is a car, which is not the subject’s true, while the normal reference human would react correctly to the subject. Thus, in an event of a conversation when these two touched about the term jaguar:

Normal: I’ve a seen a Jaguar in the zoo.

Petrolhead: Wow, jaguars are normally own by rich guys and you seen one parking at the zoo parking lot. He must be very interested in animals otherwise rich guys won’t even be interested in animals.