Vote for Politicians of Adultery! Hail Adultery!

This is old news. 28 March is the Malaysian Chinese Association held its election. It doesn’t matter if some people wanted to make a fuss out of Ong Tee Keat, but most importantly: DR. CHOA SOI LEK IS THE NEW MCA PRESIDENT.

He has a scandal. He was caught in a video committing adultery. He was the pornstar, the main porn actor, of a porn DVD secretly recorded in a room. It was his favourite room to commit adultery.

Other politicians around the world would step down in disgrace for adultery. But in Malaysia, that is not the case. If you commit a scandal, your star rating will shoot up sky-high. You will be famous and you talk more bull-crap to safe-guard your career.

Dr. Chua’s case is rather amusing. He was the then Health Minister in Malaysia. When the sex scandal DVD showed up, he refused to resign. In the end, he resort to resignation. We thought that was man enough to admit and feel guilty about it. We were wrong. He said he made a mistake, he should have used another room… Hmm, maybe i should use the toilets instead.

Dr. Chua returned to politics once the heat has died down and ran for presidency of MCA. Once again, we thought he will lose out because he has an adultery scandal. Who would wanna vote for adultery.

28 March 2010, we were all wrong again. There ARE people who love adultery. They voted Dr. Chua to be the president. hmm…

I have no true reason why he won it but i can tell that CHINESE MALAYSIANS love adultery. As a warning to the ladies, DON’T MARRY A CHINESE MALAYSIAN GUY. He’ll cheat ANYHOW, ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, COME WHAT MAY!

But if you love to be cheated, just like the voters of Dr. Chua, then i would encourage you to marry a Chinese Malaysian. Because if you do that, you can be a superstar just like Dr. Chua. And not forgetting Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim… (oops, did i spill the beans?)

I think i wanna be a Malaysian Politician, a CHINESE politician; so that i can cheat my wife and get as many mistresses as i like and still be able to keep my job, or by chance, a pay rise or the presidency.

Remember, marry a CHINESE MALAYSIAN. Not Indian Malaysian or Malay Malaysian.