Thursday, January 22, 2009

Sadism

In a kitchen, suddenly came a monster and scared a chef...

Monster: Fee Foh Fuh~~ I smell food...

Chef: AAAARRRgh~~ Please! Please don't harm me.... I beg for you mercy.... Please! I'll cook for you anything but don't make me suffer... I beg for mercy....

Monster: Fee Foh Fuh~~ You shall cook for me something nice! Or else.... you shall SUFFER!

Chef: Yes! Yes i will.....

The Chef then cooked a really nice dish for the Monster...

Monster: Hmm.....Fee Foh *burp* Fuh~~ Your dish is very very nice! BUT YOU SHALL SUFFER!!!!

Chef: But why?! Why must i suffer? I beg for mercy! I cooked a very nice dish for you!

Monster: I'm asking for NICE food, not 'VERY NICE' food! Fee Foh Fuh~~ SUFFER!!!!!

Chef: NO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!


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