PORN: 2nd Popular Topic After Jews

The next most common topic of conversation after talking about Jews is Porn.

When you get to know somebody new, you may not know what is his interest of topic that he is into. You can try talking about football and cars but he may not be interested in either of those. You can try talking to him about Jews but he may be an idiot who doesn’t even know that Bill Gates is a Jew.

So the next most common chat topic is about Porn. Seriously, the moment you speak of porn, you could see their eyes lit up.

As to speaking to a new guy while getting to know him, you may speak off the famed Japanese pornstar Sora Aoi. He may not know who is she but I'll bet with you he wants to know more.

It doesn’t matter who, everybody will enjoy chatting about porn. Everyone will share what kind of videos they like, which porn actress they favour and even what type of porn they prefer, be it homo or hetero.

The Germans taught little kids about sex, too.So when kids meet new kids, they sure know what to talk about to make new friends!

So the next time you meet up a new person, just raise the porn topic. You’ll enjoy chatting with each other about porn. Now, go do some homework. Watch more porn and start making NEW FRIENDS!

This is another Tip of socializing from the smartest person on the flat surface of the earth!

Dummies Guide to be a Good Manager

There are a number of things that you need to habitually do in order to become a successful manager of any company. This is some simple guidelines for dummies who wanted to be a top and effective manager.

In this post, i shall share with you some guidelines that can help you to be a good manager.

1) Shout and Scold

This is the most fundamental characteristic as a good manager. In the animal kingdom, before an animal fight starts, a duel of roars occurs to measure which is the loudest. The loudest is the most fearsome and bravest.

So when come to human application, scold and shout your people to show who is the boss. Any little mistake, scold them ‘till they’re shitless. Let them have it. Then they’ll know to bow to you. Be a man. Make the shouts!

2) Have Sex With Your Female Subordinates

This is especially effective in giving a morale boost to female subordinates. You need to give them the boost of confidence and passion.

Having sex with them is more or less like controlling them. They will listen to you like a good dog and do virtually everything for you. Beside, letting them have the ultimate sexual satisfaction gives them confidence.

3) Just Say NO

Sometimes, no, MOST of the time you have to cruel. You have to keep say no to any requests so that your subordinates won’t get a feet on you.

But there is one exception: You must always say YES when a good looking subordinate wants to have sex with you. This complies to the second tip of this guide.

These are the three magical tips form the smartest man on the FLAT surface of the earth!

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