Dummies Guide to be a Good Manager

There are a number of things that you need to habitually do in order to become a successful manager of any company. This is some simple guidelines for dummies who wanted to be a top and effective manager.

In this post, i shall share with you some guidelines that can help you to be a good manager.

1) Shout and Scold

This is the most fundamental characteristic as a good manager. In the animal kingdom, before an animal fight starts, a duel of roars occurs to measure which is the loudest. The loudest is the most fearsome and bravest.

So when come to human application, scold and shout your people to show who is the boss. Any little mistake, scold them ‘till they’re shitless. Let them have it. Then they’ll know to bow to you. Be a man. Make the shouts!

2) Have Sex With Your Female Subordinates

This is especially effective in giving a morale boost to female subordinates. You need to give them the boost of confidence and passion.

Having sex with them is more or less like controlling them. They will listen to you like a good dog and do virtually everything for you. Beside, letting them have the ultimate sexual satisfaction gives them confidence.

3) Just Say NO

Sometimes, no, MOST of the time you have to cruel. You have to keep say no to any requests so that your subordinates won’t get a feet on you.

But there is one exception: You must always say YES when a good looking subordinate wants to have sex with you. This complies to the second tip of this guide.

These are the three magical tips form the smartest man on the FLAT surface of the earth!