Saturday, June 27, 2009

PORN: 2nd Popular Topic After Jews

The next most common topic of conversation after talking about Jews is Porn.

When you get to know somebody new, you may not know what is his interest of topic that he is into. You can try talking about football and cars but he may not be interested in either of those. You can try talking to him about Jews but he may be an idiot who doesn’t even know that Bill Gates is a Jew.

So the next most common chat topic is about Porn. Seriously, the moment you speak of porn, you could see their eyes lit up.

As to speaking to a new guy while getting to know him, you may speak off the famed Japanese pornstar Sora Aoi. He may not know who is she but I'll bet with you he wants to know more.

It doesn’t matter who, everybody will enjoy chatting about porn. Everyone will share what kind of videos they like, which porn actress they favour and even what type of porn they prefer, be it homo or hetero.

The Germans taught little kids about sex, too.So when kids meet new kids, they sure know what to talk about to make new friends!

So the next time you meet up a new person, just raise the porn topic. You’ll enjoy chatting with each other about porn. Now, go do some homework. Watch more porn and start making NEW FRIENDS!

This is another Tip of socializing from the smartest person on the flat surface of the earth!

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