Thursday, February 18, 2010

Proudly Announcing: The First Caning of Muslim Women in Malaysia! (we love threesome fetish…)

The headline on the website of Malaysia’s biggest English newspaper, The Star, shows: Three Women Caned Under Syariah Law

It’s not interesting if this happens in the middle East, but in Malaysia, this is a problem. Maybe long, long time ago, there are far harsher punishment on local Muslims before being colonised and after Parameswara adopted Islam. But after achieving independence, things have changed.

Who needs to be caned by people in public during this modern times? It’ll only discourage reproduction. Today, 3 more women in Malaysia won’t be having sex for the rest of their lives unless they go through sexual counselling course to erase that deep, terrible emotional and psychological impact.

If you read the news article, try to take a look at paragraph 11:

“People are saying that no woman has been caned before and that Kartika should not be caned. Today I am ANNOUNCING that we have already done it (caned women). There is no hidden agenda but we are merely executing our responsibility and we did it according to the law,” words of Home Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein.

WOW! WE’VE CANED WOMEN and we are ANNOUNCING that ‘ACHIEVEMENT’! I’m so proud! Malaysia have so many funny stuff happening! Ha ha ha… For the sake of All-ah and Mu-Slim!

Damn. I feel pity for the three women. They just wanna have fun. If it’s wrong, there’s no need to jail them or cane them then ANNOUNCE it in public, though the names are covered. But think about it, all you have to do is fine them then get them through a healthy sexual and moral counselling. We always know that this is the best way to ‘fix’ the petty wrong-doers.

Besides, it’s only having sex, not raping a guy. It’s people agreed to do it together; a mutual agreement. The way they cane them looks more like robbing their dignity rather than restoring their sense of self-respect. To make matters worse, they even ANNOUNCE their Syariah actions.

For the rest of the ladies’ lives, they won’t be having sex until they decided to abandon their faith and enjoy doing it to help increase Malaysian population. This is because of some faggot took authoritative actions the ANCIENT way with the name of religion and left behind a sorry state of emotional trauma against that faith.

If the authorities decide to use a more innovative and more effective way of doing things, it’s rather be healthy sexual and moral counselling. This is also what the Western people did to restore moral values in a person, and it is proven effective. It is also better than using ANCIENT  method of punishment which is no longer effective in modern times. Those methods may even have counter-effects!

Wait a minute. Maybe those ladies love fetish because their men couldn’t do it good enough. That’s why there’s caning. Wow Hishammudin, you really are LADIES’ MAN. You sure know what ladies want!

In short, Malaysia is not mature enough. Just like a kid, there are many funny stories to talk about. Enjoy…

2 comments:

Lorela said...

But what happened to the men these women were having "illicit sex" with? Or were they having sex with each other?

Ian said...

THAT is the best part...the MEN were never mentioned...therefore, ANNOUNCING that we caned women. m'sia bol-eh.