You sit your car, driving a fucked up national car, a Proton, which is subsidised by a fucked up government who most of the fucking politician eats your fucked up taxes and not fucking doing anything. Then you drive the down the fucked up road full of fucking poothholes and some fucked up driver drive into you fucking lane and almost fucking crash you while some fucked up drivers just fucking road bullies. Suddenly, some fucked up bricks are placed on the fucking middle of the road by some fucked up insane people and you fucking hit it.
While doing it, some fucked up employer just pay fucking low wages. The fucking governement rules taxed up fucking imported goods and you need to fucking pay so much for something that is less. You also need to fucking pay high prices for fucked up fuel. The government still fucking tax you and eats your money which is why they fucking get fat.
Then, there's fucking racial based politics in this fucked up country, Malaysia, with fucked up people who can't do fucking good jobs. Fucking investors wouldn't come to this fucked up country because of the fucked up policies and fucked up infrastructure. Our broadband services are fucking inreliable and fucking costly. What a fucked up country.
But there are many much seriously fucked countries than Malaysia. USA is fucking spending tax money like some fucking tap water on the fucked up War On Terror. It's fucking AIG got fucked by some fucking imaginary financial businesses and caused the fucking global economic crisis. China suffered a few fucking disasters. Haiti was thoroughly fucked up by earth quake and its government is literally fucked up. Iraq is fucked up badly by USA. Pakistan and some other middle eastern countries are totally fucked up by fucking Talibans and fucked up terrorists with their fucked minds stuck in their fucked up ideologies.
England's younger generations are morally fucked up. French people are fucking lazy and closes their shops at 6 or 7pm. Indonesia fucks the Chinese people and their Rupiah is so fucked up that its fucked up. Myanmar is fucked by junta for decades and still fucking SuKyi in her fucked up home. Philipines is fucked up by Arroyo with her fucked up politicians with fucked up militias. Its fucking militias also fucked some innocent politicians and their fucked up innocent relatives and friends and the fucking journalists.
So, Malaysia is a fucked up country. But there are many other much more fucked up countries than Malaysia. In short, all countries are fucked up by fucked up people. So, be happy living i this fucked up country cuz you might not even survivied in other more fucked up countries than Malaysia.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Proudly Announcing: The First Caning of Muslim Women in Malaysia! (we love threesome fetish…)
The headline on the website of Malaysia’s biggest English newspaper, The Star, shows: Three Women Caned Under Syariah Law
It’s not interesting if this happens in the middle East, but in Malaysia, this is a problem. Maybe long, long time ago, there are far harsher punishment on local Muslims before being colonised and after Parameswara adopted Islam. But after achieving independence, things have changed.
Who needs to be caned by people in public during this modern times? It’ll only discourage reproduction. Today, 3 more women in Malaysia won’t be having sex for the rest of their lives unless they go through sexual counselling course to erase that deep, terrible emotional and psychological impact.
If you read the news article, try to take a look at paragraph 11:
“People are saying that no woman has been caned before and that Kartika should not be caned. Today I am ANNOUNCING that we have already done it (caned women). There is no hidden agenda but we are merely executing our responsibility and we did it according to the law,” words of Home Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein.
WOW! WE’VE CANED WOMEN and we are ANNOUNCING that ‘ACHIEVEMENT’! I’m so proud! Malaysia have so many funny stuff happening! Ha ha ha… For the sake of All-ah and Mu-Slim!
Damn. I feel pity for the three women. They just wanna have fun. If it’s wrong, there’s no need to jail them or cane them then ANNOUNCE it in public, though the names are covered. But think about it, all you have to do is fine them then get them through a healthy sexual and moral counselling. We always know that this is the best way to ‘fix’ the petty wrong-doers.
Besides, it’s only having sex, not raping a guy. It’s people agreed to do it together; a mutual agreement. The way they cane them looks more like robbing their dignity rather than restoring their sense of self-respect. To make matters worse, they even ANNOUNCE their Syariah actions.
For the rest of the ladies’ lives, they won’t be having sex until they decided to abandon their faith and enjoy doing it to help increase Malaysian population. This is because of some faggot took authoritative actions the ANCIENT way with the name of religion and left behind a sorry state of emotional trauma against that faith.
If the authorities decide to use a more innovative and more effective way of doing things, it’s rather be healthy sexual and moral counselling. This is also what the Western people did to restore moral values in a person, and it is proven effective. It is also better than using ANCIENT method of punishment which is no longer effective in modern times. Those methods may even have counter-effects!
Wait a minute. Maybe those ladies love fetish because their men couldn’t do it good enough. That’s why there’s caning. Wow Hishammudin, you really are LADIES’ MAN. You sure know what ladies want!
In short, Malaysia is not mature enough. Just like a kid, there are many funny stories to talk about. Enjoy…
Friday, January 29, 2010
Mindless FAGGOT!!! *angry*
I do not understand why some people tend to leave their brains at home or somewhere else in the world. I simply made a light joke/prank and he charged and injured my thumb at our friend’s birthday party, knowing that i came 45km for this party and have to drive home alone.
In case you’re wondering how i made fun of that faggot, let me tell you. He reached the place and wondering where is another friend. i told him to look there, then i said “No, he’s not here. i just simply crap it.”
Just like that.
My thumb swelled and the birthday-boy was kind enough to lend me an ice-pack to minimize the injury, so that i can at least move my thumb (a bit) and drive my car properly for 45km.
If he is a dog, came charging at me and bite my thumb during someone else’s birthday party, i won’t mind because it’s a dog; a dog won’t understand my joke. But that faggot is a human, being what he is: a faggot.
He don’t learn respect at home. He came and messed up my night. I wasn’t even fucking his mom or dad or his siblings or any single part of his fag-body publicly. Why is he out of his mind and act like a dog and not showing any respect? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT FAGGOT?
Oh, maybe faggots act like dogs. His ‘habitat’ is simply a habitat. Nothing more. Nothing being taught there. No respect being taught of. Just a cave. A cave for the FAGGOT.
Friday, January 15, 2010
Ma-lay-sia, can i say ji-had?
If all-ah is forbidden to be spoken by non-mu-slim in Ma*-lay-Sia**, can i say Ji*-had?
Honestly speaking, i think this is a little shame for Ma-lay-Sia. Everybody in the world uses the word Allah as a reference to God in the Arabic language, why can't Ma-lay-Sia follow the international standard?
This is more or less like engineering. Just to share with you, engineers have some standards to follow in doing tests or designing stuff. For example, we use meters, seconds and kilograms as standard units. These are all in the ISO. However, some countries do have standards of their own, that is if they have strong engineering background. For example, Germans and Americans have their own standards for their respective engineering. Like negative symbol for work input and positive symbol for work output in USA; but its the other way round in Germany.
To see things in the accounting context, most parts of the world follow the ACCA. If you are ACCA chartered accountant, it means you are some bloody good certified accountant that most people in most parts of the world would agree with you even if you bull-shit. But in Japan, even if you are an ACCA chartered accountant, the Japs don't really care. You want to get the Japs recognition, you take THEIR very own accounting tests and get THEIR council to charter you. This sounds more like the case of Ma-lay-sia, but please remember that the Japs do this because they have a very strong financial background, just like the Germans and USA in their engineering field. Japan has the second largest economy in the world, after USA.
So, back to the religious context. Allah means God in Arabic. Jews used it. Christians used it. Many other people who speak Arabic used it. But why Ma-lay-Sia forbid it? Maybe because they chaired the Organisation of Islamic Conference (OIC) in 2007. With that only strong Islamic background, they announced, in 1988, that the word all-ah is exclusively for **Mu**-slim.
Well, they can do whatever they want because it's their country. They can have their own standards of religion. It's the same as USA having their own standard of engineering and Japan their own standard of accountancy.
The highlight came when people burn a couple of churches for they using the word all-ah. Now, THIS is taking things a little too far. Do you see Japanese Yakuza slashing ACCA chartered accountants working in Japan? Do you see USA engineers launching rockets at German engineers working in USA? No. But why people burning churches in Ma-lay-Sia?
This act of Ma-lay-Sia Ji-had is not holy or whatever those vandals call it. It is simply childish, shameful and absolutely a stuff of laugh. What a shame. But i have to respect that, because Ma-lay-Sia's only strong aspect is religion, proudly displayed by the Ji-had vandals and the all-ah rule, nothing else. NOTHING else.
Disclaimer:
*Ma is the person's false name from China. The person's real name is not shown to protect the real identity of the China guy.
**Sia is the person's false name. She is from Thailand and that her real identity is protected as well. In this article, Ma-lay-sia is termed as such because it was Ma who laid Sia at the first place and taunted by his friends in China for getting a Thai hooker. Both Ma and Sia had committed suicide.
***Ji is a young lady in Korea who tried her best efforts to make into the enterntainment scene. She HAD a pet tiger who reportedly ate her.
**Mu** is a false name for an Indonesian guy to protect his identity. He is known to be the slimmest person walking in Jakarta.
Honestly speaking, i think this is a little shame for Ma-lay-Sia. Everybody in the world uses the word Allah as a reference to God in the Arabic language, why can't Ma-lay-Sia follow the international standard?
This is more or less like engineering. Just to share with you, engineers have some standards to follow in doing tests or designing stuff. For example, we use meters, seconds and kilograms as standard units. These are all in the ISO. However, some countries do have standards of their own, that is if they have strong engineering background. For example, Germans and Americans have their own standards for their respective engineering. Like negative symbol for work input and positive symbol for work output in USA; but its the other way round in Germany.
To see things in the accounting context, most parts of the world follow the ACCA. If you are ACCA chartered accountant, it means you are some bloody good certified accountant that most people in most parts of the world would agree with you even if you bull-shit. But in Japan, even if you are an ACCA chartered accountant, the Japs don't really care. You want to get the Japs recognition, you take THEIR very own accounting tests and get THEIR council to charter you. This sounds more like the case of Ma-lay-sia, but please remember that the Japs do this because they have a very strong financial background, just like the Germans and USA in their engineering field. Japan has the second largest economy in the world, after USA.
So, back to the religious context. Allah means God in Arabic. Jews used it. Christians used it. Many other people who speak Arabic used it. But why Ma-lay-Sia forbid it? Maybe because they chaired the Organisation of Islamic Conference (OIC) in 2007. With that only strong Islamic background, they announced, in 1988, that the word all-ah is exclusively for **Mu**-slim.
Well, they can do whatever they want because it's their country. They can have their own standards of religion. It's the same as USA having their own standard of engineering and Japan their own standard of accountancy.
The highlight came when people burn a couple of churches for they using the word all-ah. Now, THIS is taking things a little too far. Do you see Japanese Yakuza slashing ACCA chartered accountants working in Japan? Do you see USA engineers launching rockets at German engineers working in USA? No. But why people burning churches in Ma-lay-Sia?
This act of Ma-lay-Sia Ji-had is not holy or whatever those vandals call it. It is simply childish, shameful and absolutely a stuff of laugh. What a shame. But i have to respect that, because Ma-lay-Sia's only strong aspect is religion, proudly displayed by the Ji-had vandals and the all-ah rule, nothing else. NOTHING else.
Disclaimer:
*Ma is the person's false name from China. The person's real name is not shown to protect the real identity of the China guy.
**Sia is the person's false name. She is from Thailand and that her real identity is protected as well. In this article, Ma-lay-sia is termed as such because it was Ma who laid Sia at the first place and taunted by his friends in China for getting a Thai hooker. Both Ma and Sia had committed suicide.
***Ji is a young lady in Korea who tried her best efforts to make into the enterntainment scene. She HAD a pet tiger who reportedly ate her.
**Mu** is a false name for an Indonesian guy to protect his identity. He is known to be the slimmest person walking in Jakarta.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Normal Human vs Artistic Human
This is another test that compares other types of sub-human with normal human beings. Just like experiment 1.1, these two 'samples' are given a subject to respond. The response of the two samples are then compared.
Experiment 1.2
Subject: Mona Lisa Art
Artistic Human: Leonardo Da Vinci is a genius in art. So many meanings and beautiful he has drawn Mona Lisa. What a genius.
Normal Human: I totally agree with you. He managed to draw a picture of what and she-male look like. Looks like a guy, looks like a girl, but yet look pretty normal.
Conclusion
Normal humans may see art as plain as it is. In other words, they merely look on the surface of the art. Whereas artistic humans tend to look deeper into a piece of art, sometimes unnecessarily deeper to the point of using electron-microscopes to observe the art.
Experiment 1.2
Subject: Mona Lisa Art
Artistic Human: Leonardo Da Vinci is a genius in art. So many meanings and beautiful he has drawn Mona Lisa. What a genius.
Normal Human: I totally agree with you. He managed to draw a picture of what and she-male look like. Looks like a guy, looks like a girl, but yet look pretty normal.
Conclusion
Normal humans may see art as plain as it is. In other words, they merely look on the surface of the art. Whereas artistic humans tend to look deeper into a piece of art, sometimes unnecessarily deeper to the point of using electron-microscopes to observe the art.
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
The Addams Family
I love the kids.
Situation A
Two villains fell into a freshly dug coffins and buried underground, with Pugsley Addams and Wednesday Addams standing in between the tombstones holding shoves.
Pugsley : Are they dead?
Wednesday : Does it matter?
Situation B
Wednesday Addams : Which part?
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