As the smartest man in the world, I will talk about using the right phrase in the right situation to gain advantages.
People today should learn the talking skills. We witnessed how good talkers like me could make an impact or make an impression even though i am merely saying the same or a normal phrase. These normal words somehow could make a large impact given that you use it in the right situation.
Let me give you an example. Imagine two guys and a girl vying for a piece of chocolate.
Girl: Boy A, give me that piece of chocolate. You should be a gentleman to girls okay.
Boy A: I won't give the only piece to anyone. Not even to you or to Boy B. I don't care.
Girl: oh please please please~~~~~ I really that piece of chocolate. Please~~~~(kneeling)
Boy A: Okay. But u must so something in order to get the chcolate.
Girl: Okay. I will do anything to get that piece of chocolate.
Boy A: You must give me a blowjob if you want this piece of chocolate. (pull down his pants)
Girl: erm....okay....but u must promise me to give me the chocolate.
Boy A: I promise...just suck my dick....
Girl: (sucks Boy A's dick)
Boy A: (after ejaculation) ahh~~~ yeah~~~ Good girl. Now you can have the only piece of chocolate.
Girl: Horray~~~ But i feel horny right now. I want to suck a dick again. It's just so kinky and yummy...
Boy B: (sensing an advantage) Okay....I let you suck my dick...
Girl: oh yeah...thanks boy B. I wanna taste your dick....Give it to me....Let me do it on you. I'm getting horny.....
Boy B: Not yet...you have to give me the piece of chocolate, then i'll let you suck my dick. Its a fair trade.
Girl: Okay....no problem (hands Boy B the chocolate and sucks Boy B's dick)
See. This is how the same, normal phrase being used in different situations to gain the appropriate advantage. Boy A gave away his chocolate and got a blowjob, which is a little rewarding. However when you look at Boy B, he not only gain the piece of chocolate, he even got a blowjob. Double gain.
So this is how you should talk. Speak the right words at the right time in the right place. It will make a big impact on people and may probably give you advantages
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Pikachu's Super-Villain
Okay, let's look at superheroes and super-villains. The most succesful hero is when it has a super-villain.
For example, Prof. Xavier (X-men) has a super-villain called magneto. Batman's super-villain is The Joker whereas Spiderman's super-villains are the Green Goblin, Venom and Dr. Octopus. Even the Superman has a super-villain, Doomsday, who ultimately killed him once.
These are the kind of superhero series that are ultimately succesful and lasted for generations. However, there is this recent cartoon thing called the Pokemon. It was highly succesful among kids with the song theme lyrics 'you teach me and i teach you...Pokemon~~~~'....yea right. It doesn't even teach the kids proper respect to animal rights by repeating 'gotta catch 'em all...' Animals, even pokemons, deserve basic animal rights. They can choose to say NO....just like humans. We practice basic human rights....by saying NO....
The main pokemon throughout the series is the yellow thing called Pikachiu or pikachu or watever the spelling is i don't care. I'm simply too smart to even bother spelling it right.
This Pikachu thing doesn't really have a super-villian to ultimately counter it. So i design and wrote a new super-villain to ultimately kill it or even severely affect it. I designed that ultimate character and sent it to the Pikachu creators for consideration.
What's the super-villian? I'll tell you. Imagine, everytime Ash throws the ball-thing and shouted "GO PIKACHU!!!" and pops out a Pikachu. When it is my turn to compete with it, i will throw the ball thing and yell louder:"
"GO~~~~~~~ PIKA-FUCKER-CHU~~~~~~~~~!!!!!"
THAT will be the perfect ultimate supervillain of all Pokemon series to ultimately destroy the 'heroic' yellow shitless thing.
During the duel, when Pikachu strikes a lightning bolt to Pika-FUCKER-chu, my supervillain will absorb the energy and enlarges its dick. So no matter how many times the Pikachu strikes the lightning, it will only make my supervillain stronger in its weapon, THE DICK.
When Pika-FUCKER-chu gets its dick big enough, it will make the final and the ultimate BACKLASH. It will sprint forward like lightning and strikes hard into the pussy or anus of Pikachu (depending on its gender), rendering Pikachu to be powerless and horny. The loud and brave sounding of the Pika language will change into a horny sound of "Pi~~ka~~~". At this very moment, Pikachu is psychologically destryoed and resort to SELF-DESTRUCTION. It may make itself into sexual maniac, morally degraded, or even suicidal due to the fact that its being raped.
The reason why i design my ULTIMATE supervillain in such a way is because besides teaching kids on robbing away basic animal rights (gotta catch 'em all slogan), my Pika-FUCKER-chu will also teach and show imprtant information about sexual education. It will increase the awareness of sex.
Besides, Pika-FUCKER-chu will tell the adverse effects of rape and unprotected sex. Through this method, very young kids will begin to understand the adverse negative impact of rape and also the dangers of unprotected sex. This way will help curb pre-marital sex, unwanted pregnancy, STDs as well as rape cases.
You see, this is a perfect super-villain for the Pokemon series. It will even spread its popularity towards the grown-ups because it could serve mild erotica. This results in increase in TV viewers of the series. This is simply perfect.
Here, i have showed my intelligence. I AM THE SMARTEST PERSON ON THE FLAT SURFACE OF THE EARTH. No questions ask. Undoubtfully correct and ultimately accurate fact. Even apples cannot come close to my level of intelligence. This earth needs more humans as smart as me....
For example, Prof. Xavier (X-men) has a super-villain called magneto. Batman's super-villain is The Joker whereas Spiderman's super-villains are the Green Goblin, Venom and Dr. Octopus. Even the Superman has a super-villain, Doomsday, who ultimately killed him once.
These are the kind of superhero series that are ultimately succesful and lasted for generations. However, there is this recent cartoon thing called the Pokemon. It was highly succesful among kids with the song theme lyrics 'you teach me and i teach you...Pokemon~~~~'....yea right. It doesn't even teach the kids proper respect to animal rights by repeating 'gotta catch 'em all...' Animals, even pokemons, deserve basic animal rights. They can choose to say NO....just like humans. We practice basic human rights....by saying NO....
The main pokemon throughout the series is the yellow thing called Pikachiu or pikachu or watever the spelling is i don't care. I'm simply too smart to even bother spelling it right.
This Pikachu thing doesn't really have a super-villian to ultimately counter it. So i design and wrote a new super-villain to ultimately kill it or even severely affect it. I designed that ultimate character and sent it to the Pikachu creators for consideration.
What's the super-villian? I'll tell you. Imagine, everytime Ash throws the ball-thing and shouted "GO PIKACHU!!!" and pops out a Pikachu. When it is my turn to compete with it, i will throw the ball thing and yell louder:"
"GO~~~~~~~ PIKA-FUCKER-CHU~~~~~~~~~!!!!!"
THAT will be the perfect ultimate supervillain of all Pokemon series to ultimately destroy the 'heroic' yellow shitless thing.
During the duel, when Pikachu strikes a lightning bolt to Pika-FUCKER-chu, my supervillain will absorb the energy and enlarges its dick. So no matter how many times the Pikachu strikes the lightning, it will only make my supervillain stronger in its weapon, THE DICK.
When Pika-FUCKER-chu gets its dick big enough, it will make the final and the ultimate BACKLASH. It will sprint forward like lightning and strikes hard into the pussy or anus of Pikachu (depending on its gender), rendering Pikachu to be powerless and horny. The loud and brave sounding of the Pika language will change into a horny sound of "Pi~~ka~~~". At this very moment, Pikachu is psychologically destryoed and resort to SELF-DESTRUCTION. It may make itself into sexual maniac, morally degraded, or even suicidal due to the fact that its being raped.
The reason why i design my ULTIMATE supervillain in such a way is because besides teaching kids on robbing away basic animal rights (gotta catch 'em all slogan), my Pika-FUCKER-chu will also teach and show imprtant information about sexual education. It will increase the awareness of sex.
Besides, Pika-FUCKER-chu will tell the adverse effects of rape and unprotected sex. Through this method, very young kids will begin to understand the adverse negative impact of rape and also the dangers of unprotected sex. This way will help curb pre-marital sex, unwanted pregnancy, STDs as well as rape cases.
You see, this is a perfect super-villain for the Pokemon series. It will even spread its popularity towards the grown-ups because it could serve mild erotica. This results in increase in TV viewers of the series. This is simply perfect.
Here, i have showed my intelligence. I AM THE SMARTEST PERSON ON THE FLAT SURFACE OF THE EARTH. No questions ask. Undoubtfully correct and ultimately accurate fact. Even apples cannot come close to my level of intelligence. This earth needs more humans as smart as me....
Friday, September 26, 2008
My Intro, as I'm smart enough to write one
Hey there all. Guess what?
C'mon just guess.
What? You can't guess???
Well, that just concluded you are an idiot. Because you can't guess a guess-what.
Guess what, "I'm the most smartest human being ever born on the flat surface of the earth".
Nice huh? If you can't even guess that I'm the most smartest human being ever born on the flat surface of the earth, you're a failure.
Repeat after me, say it, "I'm the most smartest human being ever born on the flat surface of the earth". Good.
Nonono, you don't say "YOU'RE the most smartest human being ever born on the flat surface of the earth", you should say "I'm the most smartest human being ever born on the flat surface of the earth". Idiot.
My name? OMG you don't know?? I'm the most smartest human being ever born on the flat surface of the earth, you should know what!! OMG how stupid you are.
I'm not gonna tell you you idiot. My name is too smart for you to know.
Anyway, as I'm the most smartest human being ever born on the flat surface of the earth, I did great stuffs. Like walking. From my chair to the refrigerator. Clever right? I know, as I'm the most smartest human being ever born on the flat surface of the earth.
Being the most smartest human being ever born on the flat surface of the earth, is not an easy job. I have to deal with my smart brain all the time, and deal with alot of idiots.
I'll tell you more about what happen to me, the most smartest human being ever born on the flat surface of the earth.
C'mon just guess.
What? You can't guess???
Well, that just concluded you are an idiot. Because you can't guess a guess-what.
Guess what, "I'm the most smartest human being ever born on the flat surface of the earth".
Nice huh? If you can't even guess that I'm the most smartest human being ever born on the flat surface of the earth, you're a failure.
Repeat after me, say it, "I'm the most smartest human being ever born on the flat surface of the earth". Good.
Nonono, you don't say "YOU'RE the most smartest human being ever born on the flat surface of the earth", you should say "I'm the most smartest human being ever born on the flat surface of the earth". Idiot.
My name? OMG you don't know?? I'm the most smartest human being ever born on the flat surface of the earth, you should know what!! OMG how stupid you are.
I'm not gonna tell you you idiot. My name is too smart for you to know.
Anyway, as I'm the most smartest human being ever born on the flat surface of the earth, I did great stuffs. Like walking. From my chair to the refrigerator. Clever right? I know, as I'm the most smartest human being ever born on the flat surface of the earth.
Being the most smartest human being ever born on the flat surface of the earth, is not an easy job. I have to deal with my smart brain all the time, and deal with alot of idiots.
I'll tell you more about what happen to me, the most smartest human being ever born on the flat surface of the earth.
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