Pikachu's Super-Villain

Okay, let's look at superheroes and super-villains. The most succesful hero is when it has a super-villain.

For example, Prof. Xavier (X-men) has a super-villain called magneto. Batman's super-villain is The Joker whereas Spiderman's super-villains are the Green Goblin, Venom and Dr. Octopus. Even the Superman has a super-villain, Doomsday, who ultimately killed him once.

These are the kind of superhero series that are ultimately succesful and lasted for generations. However, there is this recent cartoon thing called the Pokemon. It was highly succesful among kids with the song theme lyrics 'you teach me and i teach you...Pokemon~~~~'....yea right. It doesn't even teach the kids proper respect to animal rights by repeating 'gotta catch 'em all...' Animals, even pokemons, deserve basic animal rights. They can choose to say NO....just like humans. We practice basic human rights....by saying NO....

The main pokemon throughout the series is the yellow thing called Pikachiu or pikachu or watever the spelling is i don't care. I'm simply too smart to even bother spelling it right.

This Pikachu thing doesn't really have a super-villian to ultimately counter it. So i design and wrote a new super-villain to ultimately kill it or even severely affect it. I designed that ultimate character and sent it to the Pikachu creators for consideration.

What's the super-villian? I'll tell you. Imagine, everytime Ash throws the ball-thing and shouted "GO PIKACHU!!!" and pops out a Pikachu. When it is my turn to compete with it, i will throw the ball thing and yell louder:"

"GO~~~~~~~ PIKA-FUCKER-CHU~~~~~~~~~!!!!!"

THAT will be the perfect ultimate supervillain of all Pokemon series to ultimately destroy the 'heroic' yellow shitless thing.

During the duel, when Pikachu strikes a lightning bolt to Pika-FUCKER-chu, my supervillain will absorb the energy and enlarges its dick. So no matter how many times the Pikachu strikes the lightning, it will only make my supervillain stronger in its weapon, THE DICK.

When Pika-FUCKER-chu gets its dick big enough, it will make the final and the ultimate BACKLASH. It will sprint forward like lightning and strikes hard into the pussy or anus of Pikachu (depending on its gender), rendering Pikachu to be powerless and horny. The loud and brave sounding of the Pika language will change into a horny sound of "Pi~~ka~~~". At this very moment, Pikachu is psychologically destryoed and resort to SELF-DESTRUCTION. It may make itself into sexual maniac, morally degraded, or even suicidal due to the fact that its being raped.

The reason why i design my ULTIMATE supervillain in such a way is because besides teaching kids on robbing away basic animal rights (gotta catch 'em all slogan), my Pika-FUCKER-chu will also teach and show imprtant information about sexual education. It will increase the awareness of sex.

Besides, Pika-FUCKER-chu will tell the adverse effects of rape and unprotected sex. Through this method, very young kids will begin to understand the adverse negative impact of rape and also the dangers of unprotected sex. This way will help curb pre-marital sex, unwanted pregnancy, STDs as well as rape cases.

You see, this is a perfect super-villain for the Pokemon series. It will even spread its popularity towards the grown-ups because it could serve mild erotica. This results in increase in TV viewers of the series. This is simply perfect.

Here, i have showed my intelligence. I AM THE SMARTEST PERSON ON THE FLAT SURFACE OF THE EARTH. No questions ask. Undoubtfully correct and ultimately accurate fact. Even apples cannot come close to my level of intelligence. This earth needs more humans as smart as me....