Jalan Alor, Jalan Kejora; Mr. You, Mr. Face

A recent news that some bloody-lazy-nothing-better-to-do political figure recommends that Jalan Alor to be changed into Jalan Kejora.

For decades, Jalan Alor is known as Jalan Alor and it is a very popular tourists spot. The moment you mention Jalan Alor, you think about the food there. It is a popular tourist attraction because of the food. So naturally foreigners will know it as Jalan Alor.

But this bloody-lazy-nothing-better-to-do political figure wanted to change the name.

The reason why he changed the name was because the nearby streets were named after planets. There is Jalan Bukit Bintang (Star Hill Walk) and Jalan Bulan (Moon Walk - courtesy of Micheal Jackson). So he wanted Jalan Alor to rhyme like the planets, Jalan Kejora (Venus Walk).

This is a bit of bullshit. It sounds like Mr. Fuck has a son and he named him Mr. You. 50 years later he wanted to change his son's name to Mr. Face so that it could rhyme better together................

So lame.......At least the bloody-lazy-nothing-better-to-do political figure should rename the street using my name in honor to the smartest man on the flat surface of the earth. Wait, i don't think he knows my name. He's too applestupid to know it.......Gaaa!!!

Brain Overview

Our brain overview...

This is ME.

This is YOU.

This is the second smartest person on the flat surface of the earth.

I'm the smartest person on the FLAT surface of the earth!

Count To Zero

Two rocket scientists are about to initiate a rocket experiment by launching a rocket.

A: The rocket is ready to be tested.

B: Okay, I'll start counting. One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven... Eight... Nine.... Ten.... Eleven... Twelve... (and counting)...

A: Hey, when are you gonna launch?

B: Until i reach zero.... Thirteen... Fourteen... Fifteen... Sixteen... Seveteen... Eighteen....... (and counting)

The Replacement F Word

People find it vulgar to say the word Fuck, though it is the most beautiful word in English language. It can be used as a Verb in way of Transitive: John fucked Mary, as well as intransitive: Mary was fucked by John.

It can also be used as an adjective: Mary is fucking beautiful. It maybe used as a noun: Mary the fine fuck. On top of that, it can be used in vitually any situation such as:

Surprise: Fuck! You scared me!

Innovation: Get me a bigger fucking hammer.

Insult: Fuck face.

Directive: Fuck off.

Heated conversation: Fuck you!

Request: Please fuck me.

and can also be used as a term for sex: Sexual Fuck.

As you read, you can't help but to feel a little uneasy everytime you come across the word Fuck. i recommend that people should use the replacement of the word fuck.

In scientific terms, when a male initiate sex with a female (or the same sex), the action is termed INTERCOURSE. This is where the word Fuck originated from and expanded its use. Therefore, in order to feel less vulgar, we should start using the word INTERCOURSE. Read the following for examples:

Verb in way of Transitive: John intercourse Mary, as well as intransitive: Mary was intercoursed by John.

It can also be used as an adjective: Mary is intercoursingly beautiful. It maybe used as a noun: Mary the fine intercourse. On top of that, it can be used in vitually any situation such as:

Surprise: INTERCOURSE! You scared me!

Innovation: Get me a bigger intercoursing hammer.

Insult: Intercourse face.

Directive: Intercourse off.

Heated conversation: Intercourse you!

Request: Please intercourse me.

and can also be used as a scientific term for sex: Sexual Intercourse.

Obviously, you don't feel uneasy or find it vulgar. Therefore it is better to use the word Intercourse rather than Fuck. Please be civilized. Our children will follow the footsteps of the grown ups.

This is a moral message from the smartest man in the world, the person who is smarter than an apple, which is me myself.

Defiant Illusion

There are many ways to make you feel better in situations when they are bad. One of the ways is the defiant illusion. It means that you defy reality and prefer to see things through your own illusions that make you feel better.

This is a very good psychology boost that increases your mood and encourages you to work more and harder to get what you want.

Let's give an example:

Once i went to Low Yat Plaza. I don't know why are there too many cars which makes things hard to get a parking. It's a weekday and people should be working during the evening or go home and look for their wives. It was really hard to get a parking space.

I was frustrated round after round, too frustrated until i feel like wanna shout at all the people outside of my car and tell them that they are idiots and they should reserve a parking space for the smartest man in the world, because i am smarter than an apple.

However, i prefer to stay low profile. I want to avoid unwanted attention because there are many jealous people that would figure out some evil plans to eliminate me. But i was so frustrated about the unavailable parking that i want to vent it.

So, i decided to give myself an illusion.

As i drove, i tell myself, "This is just an illusio. There are so many cars occupying parking spaces are merely an illusion. Wan kok lei ge jie (cantonese). All the parking spaces are empty. So just park in any of the spaces. If i happen to spot a crash or a wreck, it is also MERELY an ILLUSION. My car have no damage in reality. The wreck is just an illusion.@

Then, I found a parking space. I was so glad that i finally found one. So i just park my car and get on with my hunt for PC hardware.........