The Replacement F Word

People find it vulgar to say the word Fuck, though it is the most beautiful word in English language. It can be used as a Verb in way of Transitive: John fucked Mary, as well as intransitive: Mary was fucked by John.

It can also be used as an adjective: Mary is fucking beautiful. It maybe used as a noun: Mary the fine fuck. On top of that, it can be used in vitually any situation such as:

Surprise: Fuck! You scared me!

Innovation: Get me a bigger fucking hammer.

Insult: Fuck face.

Directive: Fuck off.

Heated conversation: Fuck you!

Request: Please fuck me.

and can also be used as a term for sex: Sexual Fuck.

As you read, you can't help but to feel a little uneasy everytime you come across the word Fuck. i recommend that people should use the replacement of the word fuck.

In scientific terms, when a male initiate sex with a female (or the same sex), the action is termed INTERCOURSE. This is where the word Fuck originated from and expanded its use. Therefore, in order to feel less vulgar, we should start using the word INTERCOURSE. Read the following for examples:

Verb in way of Transitive: John intercourse Mary, as well as intransitive: Mary was intercoursed by John.

It can also be used as an adjective: Mary is intercoursingly beautiful. It maybe used as a noun: Mary the fine intercourse. On top of that, it can be used in vitually any situation such as:

Surprise: INTERCOURSE! You scared me!

Innovation: Get me a bigger intercoursing hammer.

Insult: Intercourse face.

Directive: Intercourse off.

Heated conversation: Intercourse you!

Request: Please intercourse me.

and can also be used as a scientific term for sex: Sexual Intercourse.

Obviously, you don't feel uneasy or find it vulgar. Therefore it is better to use the word Intercourse rather than Fuck. Please be civilized. Our children will follow the footsteps of the grown ups.

This is a moral message from the smartest man in the world, the person who is smarter than an apple, which is me myself.