Jalan Alor, Jalan Kejora; Mr. You, Mr. Face

A recent news that some bloody-lazy-nothing-better-to-do political figure recommends that Jalan Alor to be changed into Jalan Kejora.

For decades, Jalan Alor is known as Jalan Alor and it is a very popular tourists spot. The moment you mention Jalan Alor, you think about the food there. It is a popular tourist attraction because of the food. So naturally foreigners will know it as Jalan Alor.

But this bloody-lazy-nothing-better-to-do political figure wanted to change the name.

The reason why he changed the name was because the nearby streets were named after planets. There is Jalan Bukit Bintang (Star Hill Walk) and Jalan Bulan (Moon Walk - courtesy of Micheal Jackson). So he wanted Jalan Alor to rhyme like the planets, Jalan Kejora (Venus Walk).

This is a bit of bullshit. It sounds like Mr. Fuck has a son and he named him Mr. You. 50 years later he wanted to change his son's name to Mr. Face so that it could rhyme better together................

So lame.......At least the bloody-lazy-nothing-better-to-do political figure should rename the street using my name in honor to the smartest man on the flat surface of the earth. Wait, i don't think he knows my name. He's too applestupid to know it.......Gaaa!!!