Sunday, November 2, 2008

Political Rants

That day I had a long chat with Najib. We touched on the topic about transparency policy in the government system. I told him that we are not transparent enough. There are still many things that have been covered up. For example, Najib doesn't wear his underwear and he didn't admit it. He always answer "I am wearing an underwear, it is in skin colour." He somehow argue that he is being transparent because he is telling that he is not wearing underwear.

I disagree. How can you change the words and paraphrase to indirectly alter the truth that you are not wearing an underwear? Of course I can understand that Najib didn't wear his underwear because he said it is in skin colour. But what about the people? Those apple brains thought he is indeed wearing an underwear that is skin coloured.

Then i test Badawi's attitude towards transparency policy. I said that he is wearing a bra, a red bra because i can see it through his white shirt. But he refuse to admit. He said that he had some allergic on his chest that made him scratch until reddish. yea right....

This is the problem with the government. They said they are being transparent, but they somehow tweak the words to blur up the truth. Only people like me, which is rare, can understand their cover-ups. This is very dagnerous.

Recently this Razak guy was acquitted of involvment in the blow-up of Altantunya, the 'hot-chick'. People say that Najib had an affair with her and that he have to blow her up in order to cover up the truth so that the fatwa council won't chase him or to avoid a black resume prior to being the next Prime Minister.

I must admire Najib for his 'transparency' trick. He simply said "No, I don't know her at all. Never heard of her. Never seen her before." But i don't care. It doesn't matter to me. And i am not accusing him. But his cover-up is so perfect that it is like saying that he is wearing an underwear while he is not because you cannot demand him to pull down his pants to show whether he is wearing it or not, or he is wearing something else.

When i touch about fatwa, newspapers saying that the fa(r)twa council is expected to anounce a ruling to ban Yoga among Muslims in Malaysia by Friday. Thay said that Yoga requires Practitioners to 'chant' something and it might deviate from Muslim teachings. I wonder what Yoga class that they attend to?

Maybe they went to the wrong 'Yoga' class. Maybe they mistaken the sex spa class as a Yoga class and sex spa class always chant 'Ah~~~ ah~~~ ah~~~'. That chant is very near to the word Allah so they have to ban the 'Yoga'. But since the chant 'Ah~~ ah~~ ah~~' is so close to the word Allah, why not just encourage Muslims to practice Yoga? It gets them closer to their beloved God. Why ban it?

The fa(r)twa council is trying to make some havock. They say Yoga deviates from Muslim teachings is like saying their fathers, after 50 years of caring them, is trying to commit sodomy to them because their fathers are too close to them. I mean, Yoga is good. Nobody chant anything when practicing Yoga. All they did was strecthing and discovering their own body and mind for more than 5000 years. They should re-organise another trip to a proper Yoga class and this time let me show them the difference between a brothel and a Yoga class.

Yoga has been existed for more than 5000 years. People around the world, regardless of race and religion, practice it at their own free will. It does good to the body and mind and never hamrs the spirits of practitioners. The fa(r)twa council branding Yoga as fatwa is like saying that football is also fatwa and qigong is also fatwa.

As what Datuk Wan Mohamad Shei(t)kh Abdul Aziz said about Yoga that 'When those involved take them as 'trends', such cultures can lead to a 'serious crime' according to syariah law and this can destroy the family institution'. He is categorizing Yoga as harmful in the syariah law. Gee..... When will he say Mat Rempit is harmful while Yoga and qigong is great? (What a wonder.....)



Based on the 'Transparency' policy, this girl in the picture is actually naked. She has a very black breasts and chest and stick a sticker between her breasts. Therefore, the Fa(r)twa Council conclude that she commited fa(r)twa for having black breasts and chest. She also commited another fa(r)twa because she stick a sticker on her chest.....

Pathetic.

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