Crocs in Shopping Malls

This is to caution all of you about crocs in shopping malls. But let's talk about crocs first....

Crocs is a short-hand for 'crocodile', in case you have an apple brain and you are asking what is a croc.

The way a croc hunt unsuspecting prey is very clever. It usually hides beneath water surface of a river. Rivers are not usually clear nor clean. Therefore a croc find it very much easy to hide in the calm and quiet river, waiting for unsuspecting prey to get to the river to drink water.

Since water is the second most important element of life (after air), all animals will eventually get to a river to drink some. So let's say a stupid animal got very thirsty but not horny, it will get to the river to drink water. Seeing that the river is calm, the stupid animal stupidly conclude that the river is safe to consume its water. This is where the catch comes.

As the stupid animal duck its head and indulge into the freshness of river water, the croc was already waiting patiently for the chance. It sneaks and swim very quietly beneath the water surface, take a good look at the stupid animal's idiotic face. Then, it jumps at it, biting the animal at its neck while dragging it into the river. That will be a rich breakfast for the croc.


So we come back to the topic of 'Crocs in Shopping Malls'. There are many people making numerous attempts to sneak things out of a shopping mall. Some would disguise as an innocent looking female preying on unsuspecting customer to trick the victim into helping her to sneak things out.

So the way these innocent-looking crocs do their job is almost similar to a real crocodile. She will blend into the crowd and pretend that she is doing grocery shopping just like everybody else. Then, making herself hands full or pretend that she has to abandone her cart for a moment, she will ask one apple victim to help her push her cart out while she need to attend something. She reassure the apple victime that she will come back for her cart and begs for the victim's kindness.

So the apple victim felt a little kindness and help push the cart out. Suddenly the sensors alarmed and surrounded by security guards. The Innocent croc sense trouble, she immediately disappears and left the innocent victim alone to handle the situation.

At this point of time, the apple victim is trouble of suspected attempt to sneak unpaid goods out of the mall. The apple victim is brought to a security room for settlements and if it didn't turn up well, the case will be reported to the police to settle the case. So the apple victime is innocent yet framed for a stealing attempt, which is a crime.

In this incident, the croc succesfully put the victim into trouble. The croc evaded law enforcers and put the crime on another innocent person instead.

So I, as the smartest person on the flat surface of the earth, urge to all public that

YOU MUST BE WARY OF CROCS IN SHOPPING MALLS!!!