Cat Sex

Once I spotted a group of three cats on a street, one blue, one red and one black. Suddenly, the blue cat ran across a short distance and stood to strike a pose. I thought this is going to be interesting where the blue cat is going to hunt something. The next moment, the red cat ran towards the blue cat, push it over on its back and start having sex. The black on the other hand, didn’t seem to bother much about it. It never paid attention to the two cats having sex in front of it and just being ignorant. The black cat just doesn’t care while the other two were having a great sex in front of it.

This whole action sequence gave me a storm of thinking. Are we civilized than the cats or vice versa?

The idea was that we claim to be on top of the food chain in the animal world. We, the humans are special. But I, being the smartest human being on the flat surface of the earth, am more special. We claim to be the civilized beings with thinking capabilities. More importantly, we claim to be CIVILIZED! (MOST importantly, I am the MOST CIVILIZED!)

But when I look at the cats, the question repeats itself: Are we indeed civilized?

The cats can just have sex whenever they wanted, wherever they like and with authority. The rest of the cats doesn’t seem to care much. On top of that, the cats knew how to cover their pooh with sand everything they are finished with their loo. These are very simple logic. You want to have sex, you just do it without anybody to bother about. You want to shit, you just make sure u cover it with sand because there is no loo-convenience like cat-washrooms for you.

Looking at ourselves as humans, we are basically quite the opposite. When you have sex and the neighbours heard you, they will start to talk behind your back about the loudness of your sexual activities. People will irk and scream and lodge complains. The Fatwa Council will come and say you are committing fa(r)twa. The police will break your door and arrest you for public disorder. The newspapers will send paparazzi to snap your photos and make your ‘sex’ news a sensational headline. The parents will tell their kids false conceptions about the badness of sex even though they have sex ‘loudly’ themselves.

While you, being IN THE SCENE OF THE ‘CRIME’ or ‘FA(R)TWA should I say, will be a victim of social discrimination and prejudice. You’ll be jailed and whipped. You will receive a different coloured Identity Card when you are free on parole. You parents will disown you saying that you are a shame to the family. Your supposed sex partner will be a shame to even walk on the streets and end up killing herself. Your then belated partner’s parents will hunt you down to repay your ‘debt’. The cats, well, just don’t give a damn.

While in the loo, there are still ‘humans’ that doesn’t flush after they shit. They just shit in the bowl and forgot to flush. Or maybe they just don’t want to. Some even steal the flushing mechanism wishing that people would buy the parts at a price of a bowl of shark-fin soup. The cats, well, don’t give a damn because they weren’t even allowed to use the loo. So, the cats are forced to shit on the ground and covered it with sand so that the smell won’t go anywhere.

You see, animals have their own principles. They conduct them better than us. We, being humans, also have our own principles. However, we don’t conduct them AT ALL. The animals can do what they need and want to do. It is at their liberty to do what is needed. If they want to have sex, they just do it. No offense and no other animals would bother because it is normal and it is none of their business. Of the animal couple didn’t want it, they just don’t do it. No offense and all principles are right.

For the humans, we just don’t conduct our principles. When we need to do anything, we still need to look at a hundred thousand issues that are irrelevant and in the end, we cannot do what we need to do. When you want to have sex with somebody, you have to think about morality, consent, mood, timing, situation, condition, rules, bed, lights, music, smell, size, tightness, hair, more hair, food, cleanliness, parents, teachers, neighbours as well as LOUDNESS. After looking at everything, it’s already the nest day and we don’t want it anymore. Another unfulfilled need, which eventually will lead to extreme lust and results in rape, be it raping your own wife or others.

In short, humans are not as civilized as we suppose ourselves to be. Even to fulfil a mandatory need (like having sex) we need to make so many measurements and third party people simply want to get involve. Even executing a simple need is difficult. We just don’t do it. We don’t flush the loo.

Why can’t we be like animals, simple and follows principles. When we want to have sex, just do it. Other person who happen to walk by don’t need to care about someone having sex on the street or in a house with a loud noise. That is our need. It’s natural. It’s normal. We don’t need to care! And if you use the loo, just flush. It’s ever so simple, a pull of the pulley and all problems solved!

Note: I AM CIVILIZED. I AM MORE HUMAN THAN YOU. I HAVE SEX WHENEVER I WANT AND NOBODY GIVE A DAMN. I DON’T CARE WHO HAVE SEX AT WHERE AND WHEN. I FLUSH THE LOO EVERYTIME AFTER I USE IT. I STICK TO MY PRINCIPLES WITH UTTER SIMPLICITY.

I am the smartest human being on the FLAT surface of the EARTH!

Feeling arose? Please be civilized