Cat Sex

Once I spotted a group of three cats on a street, one blue, one red and one black. Suddenly, the blue cat ran across a short distance and stood to strike a pose. I thought this is going to be interesting where the blue cat is going to hunt something. The next moment, the red cat ran towards the blue cat, push it over on its back and start having sex. The black on the other hand, didn’t seem to bother much about it. It never paid attention to the two cats having sex in front of it and just being ignorant. The black cat just doesn’t care while the other two were having a great sex in front of it.

This whole action sequence gave me a storm of thinking. Are we civilized than the cats or vice versa?

The idea was that we claim to be on top of the food chain in the animal world. We, the humans are special. But I, being the smartest human being on the flat surface of the earth, am more special. We claim to be the civilized beings with thinking capabilities. More importantly, we claim to be CIVILIZED! (MOST importantly, I am the MOST CIVILIZED!)

But when I look at the cats, the question repeats itself: Are we indeed civilized?

The cats can just have sex whenever they wanted, wherever they like and with authority. The rest of the cats doesn’t seem to care much. On top of that, the cats knew how to cover their pooh with sand everything they are finished with their loo. These are very simple logic. You want to have sex, you just do it without anybody to bother about. You want to shit, you just make sure u cover it with sand because there is no loo-convenience like cat-washrooms for you.

Looking at ourselves as humans, we are basically quite the opposite. When you have sex and the neighbours heard you, they will start to talk behind your back about the loudness of your sexual activities. People will irk and scream and lodge complains. The Fatwa Council will come and say you are committing fa(r)twa. The police will break your door and arrest you for public disorder. The newspapers will send paparazzi to snap your photos and make your ‘sex’ news a sensational headline. The parents will tell their kids false conceptions about the badness of sex even though they have sex ‘loudly’ themselves.

While you, being IN THE SCENE OF THE ‘CRIME’ or ‘FA(R)TWA should I say, will be a victim of social discrimination and prejudice. You’ll be jailed and whipped. You will receive a different coloured Identity Card when you are free on parole. You parents will disown you saying that you are a shame to the family. Your supposed sex partner will be a shame to even walk on the streets and end up killing herself. Your then belated partner’s parents will hunt you down to repay your ‘debt’. The cats, well, just don’t give a damn.

While in the loo, there are still ‘humans’ that doesn’t flush after they shit. They just shit in the bowl and forgot to flush. Or maybe they just don’t want to. Some even steal the flushing mechanism wishing that people would buy the parts at a price of a bowl of shark-fin soup. The cats, well, don’t give a damn because they weren’t even allowed to use the loo. So, the cats are forced to shit on the ground and covered it with sand so that the smell won’t go anywhere.

You see, animals have their own principles. They conduct them better than us. We, being humans, also have our own principles. However, we don’t conduct them AT ALL. The animals can do what they need and want to do. It is at their liberty to do what is needed. If they want to have sex, they just do it. No offense and no other animals would bother because it is normal and it is none of their business. Of the animal couple didn’t want it, they just don’t do it. No offense and all principles are right.

For the humans, we just don’t conduct our principles. When we need to do anything, we still need to look at a hundred thousand issues that are irrelevant and in the end, we cannot do what we need to do. When you want to have sex with somebody, you have to think about morality, consent, mood, timing, situation, condition, rules, bed, lights, music, smell, size, tightness, hair, more hair, food, cleanliness, parents, teachers, neighbours as well as LOUDNESS. After looking at everything, it’s already the nest day and we don’t want it anymore. Another unfulfilled need, which eventually will lead to extreme lust and results in rape, be it raping your own wife or others.

In short, humans are not as civilized as we suppose ourselves to be. Even to fulfil a mandatory need (like having sex) we need to make so many measurements and third party people simply want to get involve. Even executing a simple need is difficult. We just don’t do it. We don’t flush the loo.

Why can’t we be like animals, simple and follows principles. When we want to have sex, just do it. Other person who happen to walk by don’t need to care about someone having sex on the street or in a house with a loud noise. That is our need. It’s natural. It’s normal. We don’t need to care! And if you use the loo, just flush. It’s ever so simple, a pull of the pulley and all problems solved!

Note: I AM CIVILIZED. I AM MORE HUMAN THAN YOU. I HAVE SEX WHENEVER I WANT AND NOBODY GIVE A DAMN. I DON’T CARE WHO HAVE SEX AT WHERE AND WHEN. I FLUSH THE LOO EVERYTIME AFTER I USE IT. I STICK TO MY PRINCIPLES WITH UTTER SIMPLICITY.

I am the smartest human being on the FLAT surface of the EARTH!

Feeling arose? Please be civilized

Anti-War Phrase

don't SHOOT to kill...

just 'SHOOT' to live.

Crocs in Shopping Malls

This is to caution all of you about crocs in shopping malls. But let's talk about crocs first....

Crocs is a short-hand for 'crocodile', in case you have an apple brain and you are asking what is a croc.

The way a croc hunt unsuspecting prey is very clever. It usually hides beneath water surface of a river. Rivers are not usually clear nor clean. Therefore a croc find it very much easy to hide in the calm and quiet river, waiting for unsuspecting prey to get to the river to drink water.

Since water is the second most important element of life (after air), all animals will eventually get to a river to drink some. So let's say a stupid animal got very thirsty but not horny, it will get to the river to drink water. Seeing that the river is calm, the stupid animal stupidly conclude that the river is safe to consume its water. This is where the catch comes.

As the stupid animal duck its head and indulge into the freshness of river water, the croc was already waiting patiently for the chance. It sneaks and swim very quietly beneath the water surface, take a good look at the stupid animal's idiotic face. Then, it jumps at it, biting the animal at its neck while dragging it into the river. That will be a rich breakfast for the croc.


So we come back to the topic of 'Crocs in Shopping Malls'. There are many people making numerous attempts to sneak things out of a shopping mall. Some would disguise as an innocent looking female preying on unsuspecting customer to trick the victim into helping her to sneak things out.

So the way these innocent-looking crocs do their job is almost similar to a real crocodile. She will blend into the crowd and pretend that she is doing grocery shopping just like everybody else. Then, making herself hands full or pretend that she has to abandone her cart for a moment, she will ask one apple victim to help her push her cart out while she need to attend something. She reassure the apple victime that she will come back for her cart and begs for the victim's kindness.

So the apple victim felt a little kindness and help push the cart out. Suddenly the sensors alarmed and surrounded by security guards. The Innocent croc sense trouble, she immediately disappears and left the innocent victim alone to handle the situation.

At this point of time, the apple victim is trouble of suspected attempt to sneak unpaid goods out of the mall. The apple victim is brought to a security room for settlements and if it didn't turn up well, the case will be reported to the police to settle the case. So the apple victime is innocent yet framed for a stealing attempt, which is a crime.

In this incident, the croc succesfully put the victim into trouble. The croc evaded law enforcers and put the crime on another innocent person instead.

So I, as the smartest person on the flat surface of the earth, urge to all public that

YOU MUST BE WARY OF CROCS IN SHOPPING MALLS!!!

Political Rants

That day I had a long chat with Najib. We touched on the topic about transparency policy in the government system. I told him that we are not transparent enough. There are still many things that have been covered up. For example, Najib doesn't wear his underwear and he didn't admit it. He always answer "I am wearing an underwear, it is in skin colour." He somehow argue that he is being transparent because he is telling that he is not wearing underwear.

I disagree. How can you change the words and paraphrase to indirectly alter the truth that you are not wearing an underwear? Of course I can understand that Najib didn't wear his underwear because he said it is in skin colour. But what about the people? Those apple brains thought he is indeed wearing an underwear that is skin coloured.

Then i test Badawi's attitude towards transparency policy. I said that he is wearing a bra, a red bra because i can see it through his white shirt. But he refuse to admit. He said that he had some allergic on his chest that made him scratch until reddish. yea right....

This is the problem with the government. They said they are being transparent, but they somehow tweak the words to blur up the truth. Only people like me, which is rare, can understand their cover-ups. This is very dagnerous.

Recently this Razak guy was acquitted of involvment in the blow-up of Altantunya, the 'hot-chick'. People say that Najib had an affair with her and that he have to blow her up in order to cover up the truth so that the fatwa council won't chase him or to avoid a black resume prior to being the next Prime Minister.

I must admire Najib for his 'transparency' trick. He simply said "No, I don't know her at all. Never heard of her. Never seen her before." But i don't care. It doesn't matter to me. And i am not accusing him. But his cover-up is so perfect that it is like saying that he is wearing an underwear while he is not because you cannot demand him to pull down his pants to show whether he is wearing it or not, or he is wearing something else.

When i touch about fatwa, newspapers saying that the fa(r)twa council is expected to anounce a ruling to ban Yoga among Muslims in Malaysia by Friday. Thay said that Yoga requires Practitioners to 'chant' something and it might deviate from Muslim teachings. I wonder what Yoga class that they attend to?

Maybe they went to the wrong 'Yoga' class. Maybe they mistaken the sex spa class as a Yoga class and sex spa class always chant 'Ah~~~ ah~~~ ah~~~'. That chant is very near to the word Allah so they have to ban the 'Yoga'. But since the chant 'Ah~~ ah~~ ah~~' is so close to the word Allah, why not just encourage Muslims to practice Yoga? It gets them closer to their beloved God. Why ban it?

The fa(r)twa council is trying to make some havock. They say Yoga deviates from Muslim teachings is like saying their fathers, after 50 years of caring them, is trying to commit sodomy to them because their fathers are too close to them. I mean, Yoga is good. Nobody chant anything when practicing Yoga. All they did was strecthing and discovering their own body and mind for more than 5000 years. They should re-organise another trip to a proper Yoga class and this time let me show them the difference between a brothel and a Yoga class.

Yoga has been existed for more than 5000 years. People around the world, regardless of race and religion, practice it at their own free will. It does good to the body and mind and never hamrs the spirits of practitioners. The fa(r)twa council branding Yoga as fatwa is like saying that football is also fatwa and qigong is also fatwa.

As what Datuk Wan Mohamad Shei(t)kh Abdul Aziz said about Yoga that 'When those involved take them as 'trends', such cultures can lead to a 'serious crime' according to syariah law and this can destroy the family institution'. He is categorizing Yoga as harmful in the syariah law. Gee..... When will he say Mat Rempit is harmful while Yoga and qigong is great? (What a wonder.....)



Based on the 'Transparency' policy, this girl in the picture is actually naked. She has a very black breasts and chest and stick a sticker between her breasts. Therefore, the Fa(r)twa Council conclude that she commited fa(r)twa for having black breasts and chest. She also commited another fa(r)twa because she stick a sticker on her chest.....

Pathetic.