Professionally Dumb

First, let me explain to you what is a professional. A professional is an individual who had been through training/education and is certified by members of a professional body. His/her career will also known as a profession. And a profession is a job where it involves membership of a certified and internationally recognized body. Any individual with such membership and/or certification is considered a professional.

Let’s take some examples. An engineer is a professional. He/she is a certified Ir. by the Engineering Council or any other recognized engineering professional body, you are called a professional. Same goes for accountants. For as long as you are certified by ACCA, you are a professional. Same goes for doctors. Even certain sports have their own professional body. Drivers’ Association, PGA, and Tennis.

Now that you have understand the concept of a professional. Think of which profession in the world that doesn’t require brains. Think of which professional is dumb.

Give yourself 10 minutes to think. Then, you may scroll down further to see my answer.

 

 

If you think it is a football player, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! But i doubt anyone would have guessed it.

Football player is the only professional where it has a football professional association body, registered, recognized by FIFA and it’s football-ing is recognized throughout the entire world as a profession that does not require intelligence.

Football is a dumb game. A football player is professionally dumb. You can argue with me but i tell you: do you need some brains to kick a ball?

Why would 22 players, TWENTY TWO PROFESSIONAL PLAYERS, chasing for ONLY ONE BALL? Isn’t that dumb? Don’t they have anything better to do?

Let’s take some professional football players for example. Is Pele smart? No, his son is some lousy goal keeper who is also a drug addict.

Is Maradona smart? He is dumb too! His Argentinean squad lose to a side while playing at high altitude. And guess what, he was the only one in the world who strongly support playing football at higher altitude. Besides, he was also an alcoholic and drug addict.

Is David Beckham smart? No. Recently, Landon Donovan called him a tightwad and also a lousy captain who failed to show his face during extra optional training sessions at LA Galaxy. Besides, who is he to help increase Major League Soccer’s standard? Even he himself couldn’t get enough of playing level in USA and ended up loaning himself to AC Milan to level-up himself.

Cristiano Ronaldo is not smart either. He has extraordinary physical abilities but he is some cocky fellow that can’t even score a single goal in two of his Champions League finals. And yet Real Madrid is dumb enough to spend a world record 80 million pounds for that dumb professional.

But there is one exception. Zinedine Zidane is not dumb. He uses his intelligence to overcome his lack of pace and agility. That is why he is the advisor to the president of Real Madrid. Still, the president is dumb enough to spend that world record fee for Ronaldo.

Enough is criticized about this professionally dumb. Football players are mostly poor and had no chance for education. Which is why they ended up being footballers. The dumb will remain as a footballer and nowhere else, the smarter ones end up in management level in football, managing other dumb professionals.

This is a respected point of view from the smartest person on the flat surface of the earth!

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PORN: 2nd Popular Topic After Jews

The next most common topic of conversation after talking about Jews is Porn.

When you get to know somebody new, you may not know what is his interest of topic that he is into. You can try talking about football and cars but he may not be interested in either of those. You can try talking to him about Jews but he may be an idiot who doesn’t even know that Bill Gates is a Jew.

So the next most common chat topic is about Porn. Seriously, the moment you speak of porn, you could see their eyes lit up.

As to speaking to a new guy while getting to know him, you may speak off the famed Japanese pornstar Sora Aoi. He may not know who is she but I'll bet with you he wants to know more.

It doesn’t matter who, everybody will enjoy chatting about porn. Everyone will share what kind of videos they like, which porn actress they favour and even what type of porn they prefer, be it homo or hetero.

The Germans taught little kids about sex, too.So when kids meet new kids, they sure know what to talk about to make new friends!

So the next time you meet up a new person, just raise the porn topic. You’ll enjoy chatting with each other about porn. Now, go do some homework. Watch more porn and start making NEW FRIENDS!

This is another Tip of socializing from the smartest person on the flat surface of the earth!

Dummies Guide to be a Good Manager

There are a number of things that you need to habitually do in order to become a successful manager of any company. This is some simple guidelines for dummies who wanted to be a top and effective manager.

In this post, i shall share with you some guidelines that can help you to be a good manager.

1) Shout and Scold

This is the most fundamental characteristic as a good manager. In the animal kingdom, before an animal fight starts, a duel of roars occurs to measure which is the loudest. The loudest is the most fearsome and bravest.

So when come to human application, scold and shout your people to show who is the boss. Any little mistake, scold them ‘till they’re shitless. Let them have it. Then they’ll know to bow to you. Be a man. Make the shouts!

2) Have Sex With Your Female Subordinates

This is especially effective in giving a morale boost to female subordinates. You need to give them the boost of confidence and passion.

Having sex with them is more or less like controlling them. They will listen to you like a good dog and do virtually everything for you. Beside, letting them have the ultimate sexual satisfaction gives them confidence.

3) Just Say NO

Sometimes, no, MOST of the time you have to cruel. You have to keep say no to any requests so that your subordinates won’t get a feet on you.

But there is one exception: You must always say YES when a good looking subordinate wants to have sex with you. This complies to the second tip of this guide.

These are the three magical tips form the smartest man on the FLAT surface of the earth!

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Increasing Rat Suicidal Rate

There is an increase in rat suicidal rate. You might notice that you can spot a higher number of rats and cats dying on the streets. Ever wonder why?

The reason is simple. This is due to the economic downturn.

So how does an economic downturn relates to the increase of dead rats?

Economic downturn forces multinational companies to retrench employees by millions. Millions of people have lost their jobs and only a handful of them managed to find jobs.

Even with stimulus packages being passed throughout the world, retrenched people still take time to find jobs. Companies are unwilling to spend so much to employ people.

This results them to be beggars, sleeping on the streets and, worst comes to worst, eating leftover food.

Now, you can see the competition between humans and rats competing for food. Since humans are the most superior beings on earth, rats tend to have less food. This results in increase death rate of rats by starvation and death fighting for food.

While rats are increasingly dying, it may be good news for humans. Decreasing of parasites. Cats, however, are unharmed by the decreasing numbers of cats because humans love cats. They are willing to share the food with cats.

For the people who are afraid of rats, there is something to be happy about despite the economic downturn: decreasing number of rats.

This is the expert analysis of the smartest human being on the flat surface of the earth.

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