Holy Fuck

God HOLY fucked Mary and gave birth to Jessus Christ, the HOLY Son of God.

Mitsubishi Evo vs Girls

One day driving down a highway with a friend in my car and saw a Mitsubishi Evo 8 (or 7) and i racked up a random dialogue and narrate it to my friend, spontaneously...


Me: Oh, I WANT EVO! Oh EVO♥, can i have you?

Evo: Oh course you can have me~~♥ All you need is cash ♥. Just like getting a girl~~

Me: OH YEAH~~♥....So can i have fun with you?

Evo: Of course you can have fun with me~♥. Just like any other girl you can have fun with~~..

Me: err...i can fuck with girls, but how can i fuck you? =.='''

Evo: All you need to do is 'drive' me hard~~♥...

(friend interupts: shut up and drive)

Me: oh yeah~~♥ I'll 'drive' you hard. I'll 'drive' you 'till you can't take it and you'll scream for more~~

Evo: VROOM psh VROOOOM psh~~~~~ VROOOOMMM!!! psh-pop-pop-pop (after-burner exhaust noise)

(friend interupts: can you just shut the fuck up!?)

Me: okay.... Err, is it this exit?
Friend: Ya lah....you and your Evo shit....

Please Don't Bring Back Racism

Malaysia, pathetically, is still a race-based and religious-based government. But we always know our history why is this so. Let's look back for awhile.

When the British occupy our then Tanah Melayu, imigrants came because of them. In order to deter political uprising, the British decides to split the three main races in the country. The Indians will focus on labour and rubber industry, the Chinese were mainly merchants and businessmen while the Malays will focus on politics and governance. The three races were even seperated by schools. Thus, it wasn't possible to unite and overthrow the occupation.

When the Japanese came, this racial organization was further magnified. The Japs will slaughter any Chinese they find ugly, the Indians were pushed further into rubber and the Malays were fed with propaganda. Then, the Parti Komunis Malaya (PKM) rose and fought against the Japs. The PKM was one of the very foundations of racial unity. Almost for the first time, officially, people of different races unite to fight off the Japs; either in guerilla offensive way, politcal methods (which include hyprocricies) and various other ways (that i don't remember).

Once the Japanese homeland was bombed by Albert Einstein's invention, the British took over. Then begun the first war on terror against the PKM. This was the second foundation of racial harmony, built upon the PKM's foundation, to unite all races and fight against terrorism.

But the racial unity does not date until there, it was dated all the way back during Parameswara times. Malacca became friends with Chinese merchants; Sultan Mansur Shah married Putri Hang Li Poh; Malacca and China exchanged 'gifts'; The Arabs came and spread Islam; Arabs took Malacca as their second home; Malacca's foreign policy was so open and friendly that people from all over Asia took it as the second home. Our ancestors can be traced back to the Arabs, China, Indonesia, Indo-China and even Portugal. The intake of foreign asian races during those times was the root of our multi-cultural and multi-ethnic society. We are very proud of this fact.

But we also know very well that when foreign powers came in, our unity was broken. We will always remember that the foreign powers who came and make a mess are our real enemies. We should not be disillusioned to make ourselves enemies of each other.

After Merdeka, everybody enjoyed the racial unity. The non-bumiputras agreed to the special rights of ethnic Malays because after all, the land was rightfully theirs and they should be responsible to take care of it. Still, we were harmonious. Nobody was called a raced, but everybody was called a Malaysian!

Until recently, some people took things too far. Some Malays are blinded and disillusioned by the fact of quota and special rights. They became so blind that they begin to believe that non-Malays are imigrants, occupying their land, challenging their rights and they should be chased out of their Tanah Melayu. I'm a Chinese and I beliece that these people are disillusioned by racist politicians.

You see, there is also a lot of problems with our politicians. They becamse racist because they want money and power (God knows what Mahathir did). This is why corruption and racism come together in Malaysian politics. Upon covering their abuse of power, they raise the special rights issue and scare those who tried to challenge them and favour those who feed them. This special rights was being abused by our dirty politicians.

These people, until today, have successfully brainwashed ad blind folded the Malays into believing into special-rights and Malay supremacy. Like all ideas, this 'blindness' will spread like a diseases and if we don't take of this disease, ethnic conflict will happen.

We can see many issues about a small group of Malays voicing out hate speech and expressing Malay special rights supremacy. These people are clearly blindfulded by their very own government. Those who has seen the world, knew what is going outside our home and understood our own history just kept quiet. This is because we, the people who are open minded and NOT BLINDED (who hae clear vision of things) are threatened by the politicised special rights.

Personally, I respect the special rights very much. But i hate it when our politician politicise it and abuse that power to favour themselves. When ethnic clashes do happen, it is those dirty politicians will gain benefit and flee at first hand (God knows what Mahathir will do in the future). So fuck you Ibrahim Ali....

This is by the smartest person on the flat surface of the earth!!!!

RM440,000 per CCTV

I read the news on The Sun on August 10, 2010. And i saw the following article.

Try to read the article, or you can see from another link in Yahoo News. Now, I enlarge the part highlighted in yellow:

My dear Malaysians. Can you believe it? Let me repeat again in caps: FIVE MORE CCTV will be installed involving a cost of RM2.2 MILLION! That’s RM440,000 per CCTV! That’s is where all you tax money went.

Let me put this on a scale. A conventional CCTV, weather proof, wireless room-to-room, HD CCTV camera cost about RM600. The receiver and monitor combo may cost you up to RM1500 or more. So total up for one CCTV is about RM3000. If used in the city for surveillance, at most it’ll reach RM10,000 per CCTV. But our government man Dr. Rais said our CCTV cost RM440,000 per CCTV. So what so special that it cost RM430,000? That’s YOUR TAX MONEY!

Let’s put on another scale. If we used police patrollers to patrol around Putrajaya. Each cop is paid at an average RM1200 per month for lower levels. Guess how many cops can you pay for each CCTV’s price tag? Then, multiply with 5 of those numbers. You can employ up to 1834 policemen in a month, or 50 policemen for 36 months!

Police Diraja Malaysia, how you wish these money is given for your pay rise.

There’s more! The Government allocated RM344million for all these bullshit CCTV that doesn’t cost fucks.

Remember someone you know who bought a Spanking new BMW or a Mercedes Benz? Those 300% tax went into these CCTV. Tell your friends to go to Putrajaya and take home one CCTV. It’s rightfully yours.

The best part is that the government PUBLICLY PRACTICED FRAUD AND CORRUPTION YET WOULD ANNOUNCE IT GLEEFULLY. This is the only country in the world where the Government got the balls the size of Earth to practice corruption and PUBLICLY announce it on multiple news! MALAYSIA BOLEH.

 

If you support Malaysian Government, YOU ARE AN APPLE!!

Left 4 Dead 2 Blowjob Poster

It was found in the Left 4 Dead 2 campaign, Dead Centre. The started, i walked down the stairs in game and found this picture on the wall (IN GAME!). The same picture appeared on somewhere else in the game.

Ironic. Midway fending off zombies, there comes this blowjob thing.

What’s wrong with my pc? It’s getting horny…

It Reaches Back To Me. Say No To Vengeance

My good friend, a Pretty Female (she recently became single, but forget it) became single. It ended earlier than i expected because i know very well her ex is not serious in this. Still, the Pretty Female (let’s call her PF, Problem Face) accepted the proposal of a relationship. She knew this wasn’t serious and she said she wanted to have fun and try it out. I said, ok then, go ahead, don’t go too deep.

Few months later, she went deep and at that point the ex (let’s call him X) broke up with Problem Face. In other words, she actually developed feelings for X. Then, suddenly it was over. Pretty sudden though.

X might be a jerk, but who cares. Not that you wanna care. I don’t care either. Still, it reaches back to me.

I took her, with another good friend, for a spin and swim later in the evening. She cried after the swim. She said she cried throughout the night and unable to sleep and she cried again in the evening with us this time.

Its heart wrenching to see someone broke down to tears all of a sudden. What she been through reminds of my experience. It reaches back to me. I somehow feel very sorry for her. I been through it myself. (yeah, i’ve been dumped by a girl, don’t laugh, LOL. But the dumping process took longer than a simple sms. It goes a long way.)

It’s the third time that someone close to me is going through the heartbreak. And for all those three cases, they resort to vengeance.

Once they have their heart broken by an ex, the are sad. Very sad. That’s for sure. And to make it feel better, the short term solution is resort to vengeance.

I hate the idea of vengeance. However, I had that slightest idea of vengeance when i was (finally) dumped. But all it takes to release the emotions is songs written for the heartbreaks (Coldplay’s X&Y and My Chemical Romance) and a few pages of rants that i wrote in Microsoft Word 2003. After that, i feel better.

Only then i realize there is a better world than vengeance. Once i’ve managed to put it all behind me, i realized that vengeance only makes you bitter, darker and emotionally unstable. I don’t like that. I understand why vengeance is one of the 7 sins.

For some time, PF will be going through the pain. She may think it’s hard to get back up again but don’t worry. She will get help from many. I want to reach out to her as how this thing reaches to me. I don’t want another person resort to vengeance. It’ll be hard to turn back.

 

Note: Problem Face has a double meaning. PF means face problem (a word of bully or poking fun). PF also means FACE YOUR PROBLEM (with a positive attitude.) SAY NO TO VENGEANCE!

True meaning of BMW: Banyak Makan Wang

I truly understood BMW’s costly-ness. Here are the few things that are seemingly conventional and cheap parts that could cost you a bomb. I’ll compare it with price equivalents of the conventional things that you use and consume cheaply everyday. I’ll put it in pictorial form.

Item 1: Bosch Wipers

= x 4 sets

= x 3 people x 7 days

 

Item 2: BMW Badge Logo  

= ( + ) x 7 days

 

Item 3: AC Schitzer BMW Rims 17” 225   x 4 wheels

= +

 

Item 4: Tires size R17 225 H45 for 4 pieces

= x 6

 

Item 5: 2.0L Replacement Engine for 320i E46

= + sea freight chargers + unspecified waiting time

 

Get the picture?

General Living Patterns of a University Student

First year: Mark down significant chicks and girls. Talk to them and linger around them.

Second year: Steady with University life, start tackling the marked targets based on trial-&-error.

Third year: Once gained a successful target, things get steady. For those who failed on every trial, that’s it!

True or not, you can observe them by yourself. I’ve seen a few samples in my college. So, this pattern is generalized.

Inflation

30 years ago, u tell your son to be a millionaire. 30 years later, your son became a millionaire, but he is still a poor man. So, your son will tell your grandson 30 years later to be a BILLIONAIRE. Ah, the inflation...!!!

Weapons Police Use Against Suspects

There is 15-year-old teenager shot to death by a cop. The dead boy’s friend fled on foot. There was some feud on this issue but fear not, i will make clear to everyone regarding the use of firearms against an underage suspect.

The Royal Malaysian Police has a complete array of weapons ranging from semi-automatic pistols (eg. Glock 19, H&K USP and Beretta 92 etc.), Shotguns (eg. Benelli M3 super 90 etc.), assault rifles (M16), submachine guns (H&K MP5), sniper rifles, machine guns, grenade launchers and other non-lethal weapons. Different weapons will be used against different class of suspects.

Now, the first class of suspects will be the underaged teenagers. Teenagers are mostly rebellious, hyper-active, have the need to try new things, aggressive, knows the internet, dumb and weak. These youngsters most probably knew how to home-make a bomb and make other melee weapons. They would love to run around as well. Therefore, a semi-automatic pistol is adequate to handle these type of suspects. They are too weak to fight the cops and too dumb to know how to escape. Therefore, fire a few shots of a pistol is good enough to handle such suspects. On the case of the killed 15-year-old, the cop probably used a pistol and shot him 4 times. That’s reasonable because he only used a modest pistol.

The second class of suspects will be the young adults aged 21 to 30 years old. These young adults are physically stronger, matured and has higher IQ (which means they are smarter). Besides having adequate life experience, they also have the capability to think and devise situations to their favour. Given that they knew the internet, they also know how to acquire more skills and techniques. Thus, the police will need a better weapon, the H&K MP5 submachine gun. It’ll fire 13 bullets per second. So in case the young adults try to do anything nasty, the MP5 will stop them in 13 bullets in a second, reasonable to halt any complicating attempts to hit a cop.

The third class of suspects will be the full grown adults aged 31 to 55 years old. These are the most dangerous suspects. Few examples are Osama bin Laden, Adolf Hitler, George W. Bush and Joaquin Guzman. These people have gone through many things and have plenty of knowledge, experience and brains. These features are complimented with high physical capabilities. Thus, they can do virtually anything. To handle this class of suspects, an assault rifle is the best and most powerful weapon of choice: the M16. These rifles are once used in the army as well as counter terrorism forces around the world. Therefore, it is the most ideal weapon to handle those bastards. Sometimes, sniper rifles, grenade launchers and other special weapons are required incase situation gets worse.

The fourth class of suspects are the senior citizens aged 55 and above. These people are weak, fragile and have plenty of illness. Most common illnesses are heart attack, high blood pressure and stroke. Since they are already weak and ill, they hardly pose a threat to the police petrol. In case they do, a non-lethal weapon is the best option. The best, ideal non-lethal weapon for the police is their grand and merry COCK! It’s non-lethal and it is naturally born on male police. The ultimate method of use will be to flash it at the senior citizens. When the old suspects saw it, they either get too excited or too shock to comprehend. Either way, it will lead to a chain reaction where by their hard attack occurs, high blood pressure burst their veins and they caught stroke instantaneously. Under these circumstances, they will either survive and live on the hospital for the rest of their lives or they die. Thus, the ultimate COCK is non-lethal and non-violent means of handling senior suspects.

I hope this clears the sky of yours. I hope you understand why the police killed the 15-year-old brat.

Dexter’s Laboratory The Big Cheese Parody with some Politician

Laugh (or at least a smile)…

 

Courtesy of Dexter’s Laboratory episode The Big Cheese and Al-Jazeera. And not forgetting the Malaysian politician who don’t talk shit and warned us not to.

Vote for Politicians of Adultery! Hail Adultery!

This is old news. 28 March is the Malaysian Chinese Association held its election. It doesn’t matter if some people wanted to make a fuss out of Ong Tee Keat, but most importantly: DR. CHOA SOI LEK IS THE NEW MCA PRESIDENT.

He has a scandal. He was caught in a video committing adultery. He was the pornstar, the main porn actor, of a porn DVD secretly recorded in a room. It was his favourite room to commit adultery.

Other politicians around the world would step down in disgrace for adultery. But in Malaysia, that is not the case. If you commit a scandal, your star rating will shoot up sky-high. You will be famous and you talk more bull-crap to safe-guard your career.

Dr. Chua’s case is rather amusing. He was the then Health Minister in Malaysia. When the sex scandal DVD showed up, he refused to resign. In the end, he resort to resignation. We thought that was man enough to admit and feel guilty about it. We were wrong. He said he made a mistake, he should have used another room… Hmm, maybe i should use the toilets instead.

Dr. Chua returned to politics once the heat has died down and ran for presidency of MCA. Once again, we thought he will lose out because he has an adultery scandal. Who would wanna vote for adultery.

28 March 2010, we were all wrong again. There ARE people who love adultery. They voted Dr. Chua to be the president. hmm…

I have no true reason why he won it but i can tell that CHINESE MALAYSIANS love adultery. As a warning to the ladies, DON’T MARRY A CHINESE MALAYSIAN GUY. He’ll cheat ANYHOW, ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, COME WHAT MAY!

But if you love to be cheated, just like the voters of Dr. Chua, then i would encourage you to marry a Chinese Malaysian. Because if you do that, you can be a superstar just like Dr. Chua. And not forgetting Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim… (oops, did i spill the beans?)

I think i wanna be a Malaysian Politician, a CHINESE politician; so that i can cheat my wife and get as many mistresses as i like and still be able to keep my job, or by chance, a pay rise or the presidency.

Remember, marry a CHINESE MALAYSIAN. Not Indian Malaysian or Malay Malaysian.

Earth Hour is for Sex

27th March is the Earth Hour. We will off the lights at 8.30pm to 9.30pm. Perfect timing to have sex.

When everybody off the lights, it's pretty good timing to do it in the dark. So, let's enjoy the earth hour and have. Let's get SEXY TIME while saving planet earth!!!

Merry Sex-ful Earth Hour

Fucked Up Country

You sit your car, driving a fucked up national car, a Proton, which is subsidised by a fucked up government who most of the fucking politician eats your fucked up taxes and not fucking doing anything. Then you drive the down the fucked up road full of fucking poothholes and some fucked up driver drive into you fucking lane and almost fucking crash you while some fucked up drivers just fucking road bullies. Suddenly, some fucked up bricks are placed on the fucking middle of the road by some fucked up insane people and you fucking hit it.

While doing it, some fucked up employer just pay fucking low wages. The fucking governement rules taxed up fucking imported goods and you need to fucking pay so much for something that is less. You also need to fucking pay high prices for fucked up fuel. The government still fucking tax you and eats your money which is why they fucking get fat.

Then, there's fucking racial based politics in this fucked up country, Malaysia, with fucked up people who can't do fucking good jobs. Fucking investors wouldn't come to this fucked up country because of the fucked up policies and fucked up infrastructure. Our broadband services are fucking inreliable and fucking costly. What a fucked up country.

But there are many much seriously fucked countries than Malaysia. USA is fucking spending tax money like some fucking tap water on the fucked up War On Terror. It's fucking AIG got fucked by some fucking imaginary financial businesses and caused the fucking global economic crisis. China suffered a few fucking disasters. Haiti was thoroughly fucked up by earth quake and its government is literally fucked up. Iraq is fucked up badly by USA. Pakistan and some other middle eastern countries are totally fucked up by fucking Talibans and fucked up terrorists with their fucked minds stuck in their fucked up ideologies.

England's younger generations are morally fucked up. French people are fucking lazy and closes their shops at 6 or 7pm. Indonesia fucks the Chinese people and their Rupiah is so fucked up that its fucked up. Myanmar is fucked by junta for decades and still fucking SuKyi in her fucked up home. Philipines is fucked up by Arroyo with her fucked up politicians with fucked up militias. Its fucking militias also fucked some innocent politicians and their fucked up innocent relatives and friends and the fucking journalists.

So, Malaysia is a fucked up country. But there are many other much more fucked up countries than Malaysia. In short, all countries are fucked up by fucked up people. So, be happy living i this fucked up country cuz you might not even survivied in other more fucked up countries than Malaysia.

Proudly Announcing: The First Caning of Muslim Women in Malaysia! (we love threesome fetish…)

The headline on the website of Malaysia’s biggest English newspaper, The Star, shows: Three Women Caned Under Syariah Law

It’s not interesting if this happens in the middle East, but in Malaysia, this is a problem. Maybe long, long time ago, there are far harsher punishment on local Muslims before being colonised and after Parameswara adopted Islam. But after achieving independence, things have changed.

Who needs to be caned by people in public during this modern times? It’ll only discourage reproduction. Today, 3 more women in Malaysia won’t be having sex for the rest of their lives unless they go through sexual counselling course to erase that deep, terrible emotional and psychological impact.

If you read the news article, try to take a look at paragraph 11:

“People are saying that no woman has been caned before and that Kartika should not be caned. Today I am ANNOUNCING that we have already done it (caned women). There is no hidden agenda but we are merely executing our responsibility and we did it according to the law,” words of Home Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein.

WOW! WE’VE CANED WOMEN and we are ANNOUNCING that ‘ACHIEVEMENT’! I’m so proud! Malaysia have so many funny stuff happening! Ha ha ha… For the sake of All-ah and Mu-Slim!

Damn. I feel pity for the three women. They just wanna have fun. If it’s wrong, there’s no need to jail them or cane them then ANNOUNCE it in public, though the names are covered. But think about it, all you have to do is fine them then get them through a healthy sexual and moral counselling. We always know that this is the best way to ‘fix’ the petty wrong-doers.

Besides, it’s only having sex, not raping a guy. It’s people agreed to do it together; a mutual agreement. The way they cane them looks more like robbing their dignity rather than restoring their sense of self-respect. To make matters worse, they even ANNOUNCE their Syariah actions.

For the rest of the ladies’ lives, they won’t be having sex until they decided to abandon their faith and enjoy doing it to help increase Malaysian population. This is because of some faggot took authoritative actions the ANCIENT way with the name of religion and left behind a sorry state of emotional trauma against that faith.

If the authorities decide to use a more innovative and more effective way of doing things, it’s rather be healthy sexual and moral counselling. This is also what the Western people did to restore moral values in a person, and it is proven effective. It is also better than using ANCIENT  method of punishment which is no longer effective in modern times. Those methods may even have counter-effects!

Wait a minute. Maybe those ladies love fetish because their men couldn’t do it good enough. That’s why there’s caning. Wow Hishammudin, you really are LADIES’ MAN. You sure know what ladies want!

In short, Malaysia is not mature enough. Just like a kid, there are many funny stories to talk about. Enjoy…

Mindless FAGGOT!!! *angry*

I do not understand why some people tend to leave their brains at home or somewhere else in the world. I simply made a light joke/prank and he charged and injured my thumb at our friend’s birthday party, knowing that i came 45km for this party and have to drive home alone.

In case you’re wondering how i made fun of that faggot, let me tell you. He reached the place and wondering where is another friend. i told him to look there, then i said “No, he’s not here. i just simply crap it.”

Just like that.

My thumb swelled and the birthday-boy was kind enough to lend me an ice-pack to minimize the injury, so that i can at least move my thumb (a bit) and drive my car properly for 45km.

If he is a dog, came charging at me and bite my thumb during someone else’s birthday party, i won’t mind because it’s a dog; a dog won’t understand my joke. But that faggot is a human, being what he is: a faggot.

He don’t learn respect at home. He came and messed up my night. I wasn’t even fucking his mom or dad or his siblings or any single part of his fag-body publicly. Why is he out of his mind and act like a dog and not showing any respect? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT FAGGOT?

Oh, maybe faggots act like dogs. His ‘habitat’ is simply a habitat. Nothing more. Nothing being taught there. No respect being taught of. Just a cave. A cave for the FAGGOT.

Ma-lay-sia, can i say ji-had?

If all-ah is forbidden to be spoken by non-mu-slim in Ma*-lay-Sia**, can i say Ji*-had?

Honestly speaking, i think this is a little shame for Ma-lay-Sia. Everybody in the world uses the word Allah as a reference to God in the Arabic language, why can't Ma-lay-Sia follow the international standard?

This is more or less like engineering. Just to share with you, engineers have some standards to follow in doing tests or designing stuff. For example, we use meters, seconds and kilograms as standard units. These are all in the ISO. However, some countries do have standards of their own, that is if they have strong engineering background. For example, Germans and Americans have their own standards for their respective engineering. Like negative symbol for work input and positive symbol for work output in USA; but its the other way round in Germany.

To see things in the accounting context, most parts of the world follow the ACCA. If you are ACCA chartered accountant, it means you are some bloody good certified accountant that most people in most parts of the world would agree with you even if you bull-shit. But in Japan, even if you are an ACCA chartered accountant, the Japs don't really care. You want to get the Japs recognition, you take THEIR very own accounting tests and get THEIR council to charter you. This sounds more like the case of Ma-lay-sia, but please remember that the Japs do this because they have a very strong financial background, just like the Germans and USA in their engineering field. Japan has the second largest economy in the world, after USA.

So, back to the religious context. Allah means God in Arabic. Jews used it. Christians used it. Many other people who speak Arabic used it. But why Ma-lay-Sia forbid it? Maybe because they chaired the Organisation of Islamic Conference (OIC) in 2007. With that only strong Islamic background, they announced, in 1988, that the word all-ah is exclusively for **Mu**-slim.

Well, they can do whatever they want because it's their country. They can have their own standards of religion. It's the same as USA having their own standard of engineering and Japan their own standard of accountancy.

The highlight came when people burn a couple of churches for they using the word all-ah. Now, THIS is taking things a little too far. Do you see Japanese Yakuza slashing ACCA chartered accountants working in Japan? Do you see USA engineers launching rockets at German engineers working in USA? No. But why people burning churches in Ma-lay-Sia?

This act of Ma-lay-Sia Ji-had is not holy or whatever those vandals call it. It is simply childish, shameful and absolutely a stuff of laugh. What a shame. But i have to respect that, because Ma-lay-Sia's only strong aspect is religion, proudly displayed by the Ji-had vandals and the all-ah rule, nothing else. NOTHING else.

Disclaimer:
*Ma is the person's false name from China. The person's real name is not shown to protect the real identity of the China guy.

**Sia is the person's false name. She is from Thailand and that her real identity is protected as well. In this article, Ma-lay-sia is termed as such because it was Ma who laid Sia at the first place and taunted by his friends in China for getting a Thai hooker. Both Ma and Sia had committed suicide.

***Ji is a young lady in Korea who tried her best efforts to make into the enterntainment scene. She HAD a pet tiger who reportedly ate her.

**Mu** is a false name for an Indonesian guy to protect his identity. He is known to be the slimmest person walking in Jakarta.

Normal Human vs Artistic Human

This is another test that compares other types of sub-human with normal human beings. Just like experiment 1.1, these two 'samples' are given a subject to respond. The response of the two samples are then compared.

Experiment 1.2

Subject: Mona Lisa Art

Artistic Human: Leonardo Da Vinci is a genius in art. So many meanings and beautiful he has drawn Mona Lisa. What a genius.

Normal Human: I totally agree with you. He managed to draw a picture of what and she-male look like. Looks like a guy, looks like a girl, but yet look pretty normal.

Conclusion
Normal humans may see art as plain as it is. In other words, they merely look on the surface of the art. Whereas artistic humans tend to look deeper into a piece of art, sometimes unnecessarily deeper to the point of using electron-microscopes to observe the art.

The Addams Family

I love the kids.

Situation A

Two villains fell into a freshly dug coffins and buried underground, with Pugsley Addams and Wednesday Addams standing in between the tombstones holding shoves.

Pugsley : Are they dead?

Wednesday : Does it matter?

Situation B

The Nanny : "Now you just answer one simple question. WHERE is that baby?"

Wednesday Addams : Which part?

Be Yourself

A : Just be yourself~!

B : Okie.............. Which one?

New Year

2010. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Normal Human vs. Petrolhead

Pterolhead are people who are fanatical of cars, a big fan of cars. The following is an experiment on how people, using a normal human being as a reference point, react to a certain.

 

Experiment 1.1

Subject: A Jaguar

Petrolhead: I like that car. Beautiful

Normal: I like the animal. I saw one in the zoo and it’s nice.

Conclusion

Mainstream normal human being would react to the actual meaning of the subject while the slightly not normal object, the petrolhead, would react different to the given subject. In this case, a petrolhead would think a Jaguar is a car, which is not the subject’s true, while the normal reference human would react correctly to the subject. Thus, in an event of a conversation when these two touched about the term jaguar:

Normal: I’ve a seen a Jaguar in the zoo.

Petrolhead: Wow, jaguars are normally own by rich guys and you seen one parking at the zoo parking lot. He must be very interested in animals otherwise rich guys won’t even be interested in animals.